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Eridan: Go on a SUPER SECRET MISSION with Sollux.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

sol its time for our super secret mission
wwell it wwill be us because i dont knoww wwhat happened to kar
too much highfivvin advventures i guess
anyhoww meet me outside a the hivve okay

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

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For some reason, you don't question why he's holding your hand. Every idea that you've come across today seems like a good idea, so you don't pull away. Even the idea of collecting presents for people you know seems like a good idea too.

ok.
ii want two get 2omethiing for everyone iin our hiive two!!
two cheer them up 2iince they're all feeliing bad.

ii2 there even any currency here.
ii mean ii don't thiink they accept boonbuck2 or whatever.
even iif we had any.
there ha2 two be 2omethiing we can barter wiith.
liike 2hoe2.

well ii have an extra paiir.

... there ii2n't a black market here ii2 there.

ii don't know.
do you thiink any human2 would really want them?
ii mean iit'2 kiind of more a 2ymboliic thiing two have 2omeone el2e'2 horn2.
thii2 ii2 kiind of a really 2hameful thiing two be talkiing about actually.
there ha2 two be another way.

maybe we 2hould be le22 concerned wiith money and ju2t look around fiir2t.

that'2 true.
we have two be quiick.
man iit'2 a good thiing ii'm not bliind or anythiing becau2e that would make thii2 lookiing thiing a lot harder.
but anyway let'2 look iin 2ome not occupiied 2tore2 fiir2t 2o we won't need two barter.
and we can ju2t take what we want.

Edited 2011-02-27 06:06 (UTC)

eriidan ii liive on land and ii keep bee2, iit iis ba2iically iimpo22iible for me two not have 2een them before.

You look around the deserted store, and of course, there's not much. A few broken things here and there, or other useless things like a keychain, or a spare sock. It doesn't help that you don't have anything in particular you're looking for, and you're near ready to grab just anything. That's when you see something in the corner.

what'2 that?

You soon answer your own question, because upon closer inspection, it is what humans would call a waffle iron.

You pick it up and decide to take it with you with absolutely no idea why.

Edited 2011-02-27 21:25 (UTC)

do you really thiink 2o?

You doubt it's what Eridan is suggesting it is, but it's not like you have any clue either. Because what the hell is a waffle maker, anyway? Even the name sounds ridiculous. But that doesn't matter, since you're still going to take it with you as you attempt to find other gifts for your friends. Which you do, eventually. But they won't be mentioned here in some sort of list form, because that would be too easy. Anyway, once their quest was finished, the two trolls finally found themselves in front of Japan's apartment door.

ok.
are you ready.
becau2e we have two be quiiet.

Edited 2011-02-27 22:57 (UTC)

Edited 2011-02-28 00:22 (UTC)

You quickly take the WAFFLE MAKER out of your bag, and place it on the kitchen table, as quietly as possible. You can be very stealthy when you want to be. Almost like a ninja. Almost.

Except something inside your bag must have fallen against each other somehow, and it sounds like metal hitting metal within your new knapsack. It's quite loud.

2hiit.

An unforeseen circumstance. You spend about two seconds looking to Eridan and staring, with the realization that you done fucked up, before booking it out of the apartment, hoping that he's following you.

Edited 2011-02-28 00:33 (UTC)

[Like hell I'm doing Homestuck style, I don't even do that as Jade. I MEAN OKAY. So Japan was totally drawing crazy pictures in the other room while Greece was out or something, and the loud noise distracted him enough to get up and run out into the center.

Normally he'd be holding his sword all defensively. BUT. He is extremely happy at this point in time, so he just.

STARES AT THE WAFFLE MAKER.]

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