Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

Comments

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

Don't be such a baby! Just find someone sensitive, insult their mother and let the magic happen!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

So just knock them all out and quit whining, you wuss! If it's loose at all, you can try tying it to a door and slamming it.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

1/2

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

What was that? All I'm hearing is "wah wah I'm too much of a baby to rip it out myself"!

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?! Well, "BLUH BLUH I'M A STUPID INFERIOR BEING WITH UGLY FANGS", that's you!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

I can't argue with any of that. Humans are remarkably dense at the best of times. Still, it's only a tooth. I doubt they could go terribly wrong with that. You'll simply have to decide what's worse; enduring their company or possibly maiming yourself.

Or you could let me knock it out; I'd be happy to "help"!

[Helpful and eloquent to BLUH BLUH BITCH in two seconds, how nice...]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[So kind!!]

1/2

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

Are you for real? Then take a friend along to hold your hand, like the child that you are! Are you telling me you can't take on a few humans? Why don't you suck it up and face them like a REAL...

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

...what are you, anyway.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

1/2 it's so hard not to combo with these three

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

SUCK IT UP AND FACE THEM LIKE A REAL TROLL!

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

You're not going to die from getting a tooth pulled. Why can't your friends accompany you this time as well?

pffftt i love it

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

they're not very good at hiding the multiple personalities thing, you see

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

Of course, how silly of me. Being stubborn and reckless is clearly better than taking the easy solution and avoiding all this trouble.

it is okay he's got a frienemy whos bipolar its all cool

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know. I've never considered a mangled jawline to be very rewarding.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

I certainly said no such thing. [just implied it heavily] By all means, go ahead and solve your own problems. You seem like such a resourceful and practical troll, after all.

[fuck I'm falling down all this sarcasm]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[i warned you about them sarcasms dawg
I WARNED YOU!]

[tripolardisordr.livejournal.com]

Of course you will. Good luck, I'm rooting for you. [IT KEEPS HAPPENING]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]