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♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-03-12 08:00 pm

Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah?! Well, "BLUH BLUH I'M A STUPID INFERIOR BEING WITH UGLY FANGS", that's you!

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I can't argue with any of that. Humans are remarkably dense at the best of times. Still, it's only a tooth. I doubt they could go terribly wrong with that. You'll simply have to decide what's worse; enduring their company or possibly maiming yourself.

Or you could let me knock it out; I'd be happy to "help"!

[Helpful and eloquent to BLUH BLUH BITCH in two seconds, how nice...]

1/2

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Are you for real? Then take a friend along to hold your hand, like the child that you are! Are you telling me you can't take on a few humans? Why don't you suck it up and face them like a REAL...

1/2 it's so hard not to combo with these three

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
SUCK IT UP AND FACE THEM LIKE A REAL TROLL!

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're not going to die from getting a tooth pulled. Why can't your friends accompany you this time as well?

they're not very good at hiding the multiple personalities thing, you see

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, how silly of me. Being stubborn and reckless is clearly better than taking the easy solution and avoiding all this trouble.

it is okay he's got a frienemy whos bipolar its all cool

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:58 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know. I've never considered a mangled jawline to be very rewarding.

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly said no such thing. [just implied it heavily] By all means, go ahead and solve your own problems. You seem like such a resourceful and practical troll, after all.

[fuck I'm falling down all this sarcasm]

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:25 am (UTC)(link)


[i warned you about them sarcasms dawg
I WARNED YOU!]

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you will. Good luck, I'm rooting for you. [IT KEEPS HAPPENING]

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
A few, actually. I'm Kanan! But you shall address me as 'Your Majesty,' got it?

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's funny that you think I care.

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, I didn't really want your groveling anyway! You'd probably get peasant drool on my dress or something.

So what's your name, Mr. Bluh Bluh Stupid Fangs?

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