Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

Comments

!!!!!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Wwhat. Wwhat do you wwant?

[He sounds a little dejected even though Sollux spoke first. But he's not going to open the door, the door is unlocked and he doesn't necessarily feel like looking at Sollux's face.]

[biwinning]

I want you to thtop acting like thuch a lother.

[No, he couldn't really make that sound nicer. But it's probably for the best he doesn't go in. It might result in another fight.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[The door clicks open and Eridan jerks his head out of the crack. A thin purple streak coming from one eye as he glares and flashes his fangs. To look tough!!!

(the effect is kind of ruined when one is like chipped)]

You wwant me to stop acting like such a wwhat Sol?

keywords just for you

[biwinning]

[Oh god, was he crying. Really? Ugh.]

Lother.

Lother.

...

Thtop acting like a dweeb and taking everything perthonally.

wow just wow

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine. Leavve me alone.

[And he slowly goes back into the room and closes the door. Mumbling something before he does so...

but before I type those words out, let it be known that he did not talk to Aradia, Feferi, or anyone to say this. This is on his own chagrin.]

Sorry.

direct quote from charlie sheen.

[biwinning]

[That... took him by surprise a little. He's just about to leave when he hears it, but then he stops. Yeah, he likes to piss Eridan off, and he probably won't stop it, but he's not completely heartless. He can't bring himself to repeat the phrase, but he can at least sound like he means it when he says:]

Yeah. ... Me too.

wwoww sollux u doin drugs!?!?! do we need to make you go to rehab!?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[See. Eridan can be a good fish. :( ]

I'M ON A DRUG AND IT'S CALLED SOLLUX CAPTOR

[biwinning]

[RARELY!! X(]

oh my god i am going to punch you in the mouf

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He didn't start this fight and he apologized first!!!]

Hope is for suckers and tools. -- Charlie Sheen.

[biwinning]

[And then he goes on a killing spree and kills all the trolls.]

/punches in the mouf

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Sollux started that fight too.]

Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar. -- Charlie Sheen.

[biwinning]

[No way, Eridan started it by saying he was going to go see Jack!!!]

yo face is bipolar

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[You could have let him went to see Jack!

he could have had a tea party! a tea party! with a kind lady and a gentle gentleman.]

Look at these sad trolls. -- Charlie Sheen.

[biwinning]

[you know it's kind of hilarious that maybe if sollux just accepted eridan as a kismesis then maybe he wouldn't have gone to jack.]

that isn't charlie sheen that's jsut sollux's alter ego

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[So are you saying

the chain reactions of everyone killin everybuddy

is sollux's fault]

basically.

[biwinning]

[well.

he is captain hammer.

so yes.]

asshole

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[And he is Doctor Horridan.]

you still love me.

[biwinning]

[Whoops.]

yes i do and i will lovingly kiss your butt all night long with my foot

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Moving on, after a while, Eridan emerges from the bathroom. Grabbing one of the umbrellas in the small collection of umbrellas that the trolls have acquired.]