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Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

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[RARELY!! X(]

[He didn't start this fight and he apologized first!!!]

[And then he goes on a killing spree and kills all the trolls.]

[Sollux started that fight too.]

[No way, Eridan started it by saying he was going to go see Jack!!!]

[You could have let him went to see Jack!

he could have had a tea party! a tea party! with a kind lady and a gentle gentleman.]

[you know it's kind of hilarious that maybe if sollux just accepted eridan as a kismesis then maybe he wouldn't have gone to jack.]

[So are you saying

the chain reactions of everyone killin everybuddy

is sollux's fault]

[well.

he is captain hammer.

so yes.]

[And he is Doctor Horridan.]

[Whoops.]

[Moving on, after a while, Eridan emerges from the bathroom. Grabbing one of the umbrellas in the small collection of umbrellas that the trolls have acquired.]

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Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

I'M ON A DRUG AND IT'S CALLED SOLLUX CAPTOR

oh my god i am going to punch you in the mouf

Hope is for suckers and tools. -- Charlie Sheen.

/punches in the mouf

Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar. -- Charlie Sheen.

yo face is bipolar

Look at these sad trolls. -- Charlie Sheen.

that isn't charlie sheen that's jsut sollux's alter ego

basically.

asshole

you still love me.

yes i do and i will lovingly kiss your butt all night long with my foot