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♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-03-12 08:00 pm

Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

they're not very good at hiding the multiple personalities thing, you see

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, how silly of me. Being stubborn and reckless is clearly better than taking the easy solution and avoiding all this trouble.

it is okay he's got a frienemy whos bipolar its all cool

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 04:58 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know. I've never considered a mangled jawline to be very rewarding.

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly said no such thing. [just implied it heavily] By all means, go ahead and solve your own problems. You seem like such a resourceful and practical troll, after all.

[fuck I'm falling down all this sarcasm]

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:25 am (UTC)(link)


[i warned you about them sarcasms dawg
I WARNED YOU!]

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you will. Good luck, I'm rooting for you. [IT KEEPS HAPPENING]

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
A few, actually. I'm Kanan! But you shall address me as 'Your Majesty,' got it?

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's funny that you think I care.

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, I didn't really want your groveling anyway! You'd probably get peasant drool on my dress or something.

So what's your name, Mr. Bluh Bluh Stupid Fangs?

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-03-13 06:09 (UTC)

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, excuse me! All hail Prince Eridan McStupidfangs!

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, my apologies. It's a pleasure to meet you, Eridan.

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
My, that's very observant of you. Not that Kanan even knows the meaning of "subtle." Allow me to introduce myself again. You may call me Shuko.

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's Junrei. Please excuse her, she's very shy.

You don't seem to be too surprised about this.

[identity profile] tripolardisordr.livejournal.com 2011-03-14 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not complaining about that. I can certainly appreciate being treated so normally.