Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Must I ask 22? [that

is what he calls Sollux]

[Action] Tavros: Bear witness to shocking domestic kismetic violence

[confidencelegs.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Action]

[confidencelegs.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah, I meant Sollux-san.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[windything.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Surely someone must tell me her name!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

"Bluh bluh-san" seems a bit off...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Action] OKAY I GUESS I AM HERE NOW

[biwinning]

Tho much for thecrethy, you're the one waving it around now! If it doethn't even do anything, why do you thtill have it?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[windything.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

How crude!

[R-right?! That sort of word is crude right?! He couldn't say it no...]

[Action] we need troll cops to quell this violence

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

NO I DON'T LIKE FUCKING MAGIC! IT'S FAKE! FAKE LIKE YOUR FAKEY FARIES!

[Eridan glares at Tavros and breathes deeply. Like the guy in the Rage Quit videos with Rage Quit Superman Returns. Eridan is breathing heavily with anger.]

Sol. Hold on.

[And he marches right over to Tavros and violently shakes the wee babby in the wheelchair. SHAKE THE BABBY. SHAKE HIM. SHAKEEE. And while he's doing that, he'll address Sollux.]

I don't know! The scientists gave it to me! So maybe it's a sign of prophecy! A prophecy sent from the scientists by angels!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I-is it not? I had thought... ah, troll culture is quite different, so... Perhaps it is some sort of a compliment...

[windything.livejournal.com]

[Action] Tavros: Develop shaken babby syndrome

[confidencelegs.livejournal.com]

[Tavros is shaken about quite vigorously. Eridan has all of the vigor. All of it.]



[He clumsily slides out of his chair, landing in a sprawl on the floor.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Action] we need terezi for trollcops to be complete.

[biwinning]

Ha, that'th rich! Like fuck you know anything about prophethy. You wouldn't even know it if took you out to dinner and a movie and then took you back to it'th hive and cut you in half! And thtop shaking him!

[Punching the back of YOUR head now, Eridan. How's it fucking feel??]