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♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-03-27 01:54 pm

Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

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okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle
twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let
centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)


[Re; the thread above with Sollux]
biwinning: (I am battle-tested bayonets bro.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-03-27 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
ok tavro2.
look.
2croll up and look at me tryiing two bury the bladed 2iingle-handed 2triikiing tool here.
and look at the ab2olute bull2hiit ii have two deal wiith iin return.
biwinning: (is that a shark in your bag?)

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[personal profile] biwinning 2011-03-27 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[AND NOW AFTER THAT LITTLE FIGHT... And Sollux left to go to the greenhouse so he's not in the hive anymore.]

yeah.
that went well.

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[identity profile] confidencelegs.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)


[Tavros is also out meandering around in the streets.]
biwinning: (A three-letter word. It rhymes with why.)

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[personal profile] biwinning 2011-03-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
thii2 ii2 exactly what ii wa2 tryiing two tell you before.
there ii2n't a "2top fiightiing" optiion at thii2 poiint anymore.
...
do you really want two help more.
biwinning: (My conduct is bitchin’.)

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[personal profile] biwinning 2011-03-27 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
when ii get my chiip out.
ii won't kiill hiim.
he'2 a douche but he'2 not a threat.
...
waiit.
do you really 2tiill thiink he'2 your friiend.
biwinning: (I’ve got tiger blood)

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[personal profile] biwinning 2011-03-28 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
and that'2 good enough for you ii2 that iit.
biwinning: (On a quest to claim absolute victory.)

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[personal profile] biwinning 2011-03-28 12:25 am (UTC)(link)



ii'll thiink about iit.