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Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

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okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

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Ha, that'th rich! Like fuck you know anything about prophethy. You wouldn't even know it if took you out to dinner and a movie and then took you back to it'th hive and cut you in half! And thtop shaking him!

[Punching the back of YOUR head now, Eridan. How's it fucking feel??]

[Oh god, why did he ever turn his back on you? That hurts, and you don't even have any rings to add to the punch. Though that's not the problem at the moment because the force of the punch sent Eridan forward due to physics.

Now. Shugo has a C+ bordering a D- in Physics but she's pretty sure that objects at rest want to stay at rest and objects in motion want to stay in motion. Anyways, Eridan is sent forward, tripping over Tavros and landing on top of him.]

You asshole! Both of you dirt blooded assholes!

[He wastes no time in trying to get back up on his feet, kicking Tavros in the process.]

I'll shake him if I wwant! Since wwhen do you care wwhat happens to Tavv!?

Edited 2011-03-27 20:20 (UTC)

[Tavros frowns and curls up into a ball ~~the best that someone without working legs and bull horns can~~.]

Thince-- I don't!

TAKE THIS!

[And by this, Eridan means a kick to your shins Sollux. In doing so he steps backwards quickly, to avoid Sollux's retaliation. BUT UNFORTUNATELY TRIPS BACK OVER TAVROS.]

Tavv you asshole get out of the wway!

[Tavros gives a whimper and tries to drag himself out of the fray, his defunct legs dragging along the floor ~~like a mighty cape of crippledness~~.]

[Sollux backs up as well, ignoring the shot of pain in his leg from being kicked, and instead goes to laugh at Eridan falling over AGAIN.]

Edited 2011-03-27 20:56 (UTC)

[You throw your wand at Sollux's face.]

Shut up assbee!

[Tavros crawls to his chair and attempts feebly to climb into the seat. Of course, because the breaks aren't put down, it slides out from under him, hitting Eridan in the back. Woops.]

[Sollux is hit in the face with the wand, which he picks up and looks up just in time to see Gamzee do this and watch Tavros' wheelchair collide into Eridan.

What is this clusterfuck.]

[Eridan has all the rage. All of the rage. All of it. He turns around when the wheelchair runs into him and just, knocks it over on it's side.
Good luck Tavros, because Eridan isn't helping you.

He then, calmly makes his way from the kitchen to the couch. Pulling out his gun from underneath it. Now, weapons were never used in fights between Sollux and Eridan at discedo.... until now.]

[Not only that, but even a barely-working-gun is more effective than him without his psionics. And Sollux is kind of internally freaking out, because he really doesn't want to be shot.

But he still has the wand, at least.]

Drop the gun or I'm thnapping your shitty wand in half.

[And to show just how serious he is, he's got two hands on the wand, one on either end.]

...wwe drop them on a count of three. Together.

[Eridan didn't think of Sollux having a hold of the wand. SO MUCH FOR PLANNING ON HOW TO DO THIS. He grips the gun tightly though, waiting for Sollux to respond. Because if Sollux snaps his wand, well, Eridan isn't going to hold back.]

[Tavros, who falls roughly in between the two crawls painstakingly to the kitchen, attempting to hide from the ~~inevitable~~ possible shootout.]

[IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE HIM ROLLING HIS EYES.]

Yeah okay, and I jutht hatched yethterday.

No. Drop the gun and kick it to me, and I'll give you back the wand.

No. I'll drop it and kick it under the couch. Like hell am I givvin it to you.

[Tavros pokes his head out from under a rickety wooden table.]

...

Fine. We'll give them to Tavrosth.

....

Alright, but I swear to glub that if I do not get both of my possessions back to me, there wwill be dire consequences Tavv. DIRE consequences.

[He gently puts his gun on the ground, glaring over at Sollux as he slides it over to Tavros with a gentle but firm kick.]

Edited 2011-03-27 22:24 (UTC)

[Tavros reaches out and grabs the gun, curling it up against him.]

[Well, he can't really kick the wand, so instead he walks over and hands it to Tavros, and then takes a few steps away.]

[Tavros crawls a few paces to the fridge, opens it, and puts the gun inside of it, then crawls back towards the pair.]

Fine!

[He stomps over to Tavros wheelchair, picking it up and setting it right with a rather loud sound. Have you ever heard wheelchairs drop while being unfolded? Yeah, that's exactly what this sounds like. He doesn't want to help but, like hell is he letting Tavros keep his wand.]

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Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[Action] we need terezi for trollcops to be complete.

[Action] tavros is the troll cop car

[Action]bEEP, bEEP, uHHH,,,gET OUT OF THE WAY, oR, sOMETHING, i GUESS,

[Action] no tav you gotta 2ay WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO

[Action] no thats your job sollux. gosh the kids should play cops and robbers sometime

[Action] Tavros: Be the Rufio

[Action] I DIDN'T TAG OUT OF ORDER, NOPE

[Action] LOL GAMZEE WHAT EVEN.

[Action] GAMZEE NO LEND ME YOUR HONK

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[Action] oh okay are we all just copying whatever i keymash

[Action] yes keysmash again prohphent sollux

[Action] ghjsghjdl oh wait we aren't keysmashing anymore sorry

[Action] learn to spell prophet shugoi

[Action] shut up jeanbee

[Action] In which Tavros must auspitice for his life

[Action] Worst auspitice

[Action] worst ever

[Action] i love you too, guys

[Action] c3-

[Action] where doing it man. where making this hapen.

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ah, sorry. Replied to shugo on accident. x.x SO HERE'S A NOTIFICATION FOR YOUR EMAIL

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