Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Yes! I have said yes!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I will make a sandwich.

[And he'll be doing that! The door's unlocked... But you can always knock.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Eridan doesn't knock. He just, opens the door and slams it behind him. You might have heard a rather loud slam earlier, Japan from next door. But that's okay!! Nobody died.

Eridan throws his gun and wand on the couch like he owns the place and looks for Japan.]

Hey Douchebag, wwhere are you?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

In the kitchen. [glancing over]

What happened? Will you be staying for long?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Eridan isn't hurt too badly, so don't fret your little industrial sandwich mind, Japan.] Sol wwas insultin me so I punched him.

I don't know. I'll stay until I feel like leavvin.

[Basically, let's bum off Japan for a while.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

It is fine if you stay, but I do have roommates...

[So it'd be nice to give them a time... BUT he drops that for now.]

Why is it so difficult for the two of you to get along?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I wwon't stay for more than three hours, okay? Besides, it will be dark soon. So I can go fight monsters to bloww off steam.

[He folds his arms and looks away.]

Lots of reasons.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...Very well. Simply take care when you leave.

[BRINGING OVER A SANDWICH.]

Eridan does not wish to talk about it?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He takes the sandwich and looks down at it. He looks pretty stressed out for a thirteen year old.]

I hate him. I.. at first I thought I wwas just enjoyin a rivalry wwith him and wwas addicted to fightin him but. Noww I knoww it's more of a jealousy thing. Especially wwhen he avvoided me for everythin but fights....

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[frowning down at him]

Jealousy? Surely there is no need for that.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

He's matesprits wwith Fef... before our livves wwent to hell, Fef rejected me as a matesprit and dumped me for a moirail... and wwent to go kiss his sorry ass...

And he rubs it in my face wwhenevver he has the chance.

[Baww, Japan. He, looks about ready to cry. Don't talk about feelins if you don't understand him.]

And nobody understands...

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[TOTALLY MOVED BY THIS. D:]

Please do not feel that way! I often used to think that no one would be capable of understanding my thoughts, but I have been surprised... through this world.

[but oh wait that's not romance related. HM.] Ah, so surely Eridan will find that person, as well! It simply takes time. I am sure Eridan will fill his quadrants when the time is right. Do not give up over something like that.

1/2

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

It wwon't happen... theres only twwelvve of us left and evveryone of them has rejected me. The entire troll population has rejected me. I didn't think it wwould evver be possible but it is. And thinkin about it noww, I just.

Wwoww, I am a pathetic loser.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Sob. Kind of tearing up here.... BEING A KID IS HARD WORK 8( ]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[AHH NO DON'T CRY... He would suggest other species because he as a country has considered such

BUT IS THAT OKAY FOR TROLLS.

He'll just place a hand on your shoulder in an attempt at comfort, Eridan.]

Do not get so down. Perhaps in time things will change.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Too bad, he is crying purple tears now. But he's not like Nic Cage who goes "boo hoo boo hoo". No. It's the sort of crying that is silent but, also pretty emotional.

At this point he is just going to cry into his sandwich.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Japan is the sort of person that will just stand there silently for comfort...

So that is what he will do. While thinking about this situation. Poor young troll.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He wipes his eyes on the back of his sleeve and looks up at Japan....]

Wwhat are you lookin at?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Japan looks away only slightly.]

Nothing. I am simply waiting. It is fine to cry sometimes, I believe. Ah... Talking can help.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He takes in a deep breath, shaking.]

I'm not cryin...

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[a thoughtful pause]

...My mistake. [sure you're not eridan. sure.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

My... my eyeballs are just swweatin...

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

There is no need to be ashamed. Ah... I can leave the room if it would be better.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

No...