Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Sob. Kind of tearing up here.... BEING A KID IS HARD WORK 8( ]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[AHH NO DON'T CRY... He would suggest other species because he as a country has considered such

BUT IS THAT OKAY FOR TROLLS.

He'll just place a hand on your shoulder in an attempt at comfort, Eridan.]

Do not get so down. Perhaps in time things will change.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Too bad, he is crying purple tears now. But he's not like Nic Cage who goes "boo hoo boo hoo". No. It's the sort of crying that is silent but, also pretty emotional.

At this point he is just going to cry into his sandwich.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Japan is the sort of person that will just stand there silently for comfort...

So that is what he will do. While thinking about this situation. Poor young troll.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He wipes his eyes on the back of his sleeve and looks up at Japan....]

Wwhat are you lookin at?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Japan looks away only slightly.]

Nothing. I am simply waiting. It is fine to cry sometimes, I believe. Ah... Talking can help.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He takes in a deep breath, shaking.]

I'm not cryin...

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[a thoughtful pause]

...My mistake. [sure you're not eridan. sure.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

My... my eyeballs are just swweatin...

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

There is no need to be ashamed. Ah... I can leave the room if it would be better.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

No...

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[glances at... and then takes a seat on the couch or something.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Another sniff, he was totally not crying.] Thanks for the sandwwich.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[AWWW HE SAID THANKS. Japan actually smiles a little hfkdjgsjf]

It was no trouble at all.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[See, Eridan can be sort of nice sometimes.]

I just, and then wwe get into fights and I'm alwways the bad guy. Like, no one wwill side wwith me.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He puts a hand over his mouth a little thoughtfully.]

There are those who will be more well-liked, but you cannot allow that to work you up. Ah, what I mean is, such angry reactions will not help so much.

Perhaps it would be more startling for 22 if Eridan were to react as if he did not care about such things. Ah! Or simple acts of... kindness, even. There are many things to do about this, I believe... Eridan has to find his own solution.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I tried bein nice! Once! And you knoww wwhat it got me?

[He points to the gap in his teeth, there's a little white triangle sticking out of his gums... and that's where his tooth is growing back in.]

He fuckin chipped my tooth and I had to pull it!

[Nevermind that Eridan totally deserved it because he immediatedly stomped on his gift to Sollux.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

What happened in that situation?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I just told you!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I meant what did Eridan say to cause this.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

"Here's your stupid flowwers fuckass." Is wwhat I said.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...How tsundere.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

...wwhat does that mean. Also speaking of dere-wwhatevver.

Wwhere is the mini sandwwich factory? I havven't seen him around.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

It is— [PAUSE

STARES IN HORROR... and then slowly bringing his hand to his forehead.]

T-that was.... Ah, that was me, Eridan. Seifer said that in order to protect me in some strange way.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Oh. So you wwere Deredere?