Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

Comments

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

[the slaps kind of sting BUT HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT THAT]

I demand that you stop slapping me!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Stop finny twwistin my fin first!

[Is this like landdweller vs seadweller game of uncle?]

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

If I stop will you cease assaulting me?

[yes]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Only if you don't deservve it!

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

You insist on picking fights with me; I have done nothing but respond in turn. I would actually enjoy having nothing more to do with you.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

You wwere insultin me! Ugh, I thought you wwere into the wwhole traditions and customs thing too!

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

I am, but you have a bizarre propensity for creeping me out.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

....

[He.... looks really hurt.]

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

[Stoneface for a few moments, then... a sweat drop runs down his forehead and he turns away, STILL STONEFACE. YOU CANNOT BREAK HIM AMPORA]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Do you hear that sniffing? Don't look now but even though you still have a finny twist on his fin, he looks ready to go on a sobfest.]

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

[SIIIIGH he loosens his grip on the fin. in fact touching him at all is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and another bead of sweat makes its way down his face]

Please don't.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I'm not doin anythin!

[PUNCH. See what he did there?]

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

Gah--! You--

[PUNCH. YOU GODDAMN PANSY]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Guh!

[PUNCHES BACK HARDER, rings + your teef]

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

[TOO BAD HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEETH?! well he does have some, and the rings pushing his lip against them causes a tear in his skin. precious, precious b100 b100d seeps out, and now, oh Eridan, now Equius is enraged]

You will pay for that, seadweller.

[He rises to his full, considerable, commanding height. He draws his fist back, and with all his weakened, yet still substantial STRENGTH, punches Eridan


in the gut.]

1/2

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[At first Eridan is really scared when Equius rises to his full height. For a thirteen year old, he's pretty tall. And Eridan is pretty average sized. Well, for a thirteen year old boy anyways. He is so scared and isn't sure what to expect out of the land dweller.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He flinches and closes his eyes, expecting the punch to knock him in the face.

Instead, he's socked in the gut. And he immediatedly doubles over. At first, it seems like he's okay, just in a lot of immense pain because while Equius is WEAKER, he is still somewhat strong.

He begans heaving. And then, he vomits on Equius' shoes.


BLURGHHH. BLURHHHHHH. Just like balloon boy.]

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

What are you--

[EW EW EW EW EWWWW]

You filthy--Augh!

[FUCK THIS he pulls Eridan's cape over Eridan's head and leaves in search of something to clean his shoes]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[And Eridan is left to deal with vomiting.

NO ONE TO HOLD HIS HAIR BACK...or his cape in this matter.

Forever. Abalone. Except with his vomit.]

[musclebeast.livejournal.com]

[enjoy your vomit]