Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

"Here's your stupid flowwers fuckass." Is wwhat I said.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...How tsundere.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

...wwhat does that mean. Also speaking of dere-wwhatevver.

Wwhere is the mini sandwwich factory? I havven't seen him around.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

It is— [PAUSE

STARES IN HORROR... and then slowly bringing his hand to his forehead.]

T-that was.... Ah, that was me, Eridan. Seifer said that in order to protect me in some strange way.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Oh. So you wwere Deredere?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Y-yes. [if he looks embarrassed HE IS.]

That sort of thing is what happens when a country removes their chip.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Oh. Wwell, you wwere callin me some wweird names.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I recall a bit...

Somehow I believe that because of Eridan, I was calling Seifer weird names as well.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

...that wwasn't me.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Then who?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Uhhh.... Orphaner Dualscar.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I recall such a name!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

See! Told you it wwasn't me!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Hm...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Hmmm?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Hey. Wwhy do you put up wwith Seifer?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Eh? What do you mean?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

He's a jerk.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah, no, I do not believe so. He may be tsundere, but Seifer means well. We are friends.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Oh. Wwhat does tsundere mean?