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♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-03-27 01:54 pm

Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

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okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle
twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let
centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

[identity profile] musclebeast.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
What are you--

[EW EW EW EW EWWWW]

You filthy--Augh!

[FUCK THIS he pulls Eridan's cape over Eridan's head and leaves in search of something to clean his shoes]

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[And Eridan is left to deal with vomiting.

NO ONE TO HOLD HIS HAIR BACK...or his cape in this matter.

Forever. Abalone. Except with his vomit.]

[identity profile] musclebeast.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[enjoy your vomit]