Eridan: Stop the strike of the sandwich factory worker.

[shellfish]

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i thought i wwould let you knoww
our sandwwich factory
the uprisin douchebag japan
has announced leadership ovver us
its a wworkers strike that i nevver thought i wwould see

im goin to destroy him
or at least givve him a vvery serious case of minor thinkpan damage
at the vvery least im goin to stop him from imposin a neww dictatorship ovver us

emergency postponed infinitely or at least until japan starts showwin signs of aggression

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Wwell the sun isn't high and bright so no.

[turns to Japan]

You can borroww my boat to get awway from people. It's wwhat I do or else there wwould vvery wwell be a massacre next door.

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[fierybluebird]

Understood.

So things haven't gotten better with Sol then I take it?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...That's quite kind, Eridan. Ah, but I believe I should stay where people would find me, after all.

Ah, yes, how are you two? [Agreeing with Marco and asking about Eridan and Sollux]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Eridan kind of scoffs at the mention of Sollux]

That asshole? He's all full of shit noww just because he has advvantages ovver me again. But I, havve a secret wweapon against him that he doesn't knoww about.

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[fierybluebird]

Oh? [Tilts his head, wondering if the whole apartment building will blow up.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...Weapon? Ah, Eridan, surely you will be careful...?

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Eridan reaches inside his uniform that Japan had so generously made him.]

The most deadliest of weapons evver to be alchemized.

[And he pulls out- a wand. Lo ho ho, dear readers, behold! The greatest wizard of all times. Eriy Potter!]

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[fierybluebird]

Eh? What's that do?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

Is that a wand?

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[And now he is suddenly shy.]

Y-yes.

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[fierybluebird]

[Blank stare. He still doesn't know what a wand does or not.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Marco... LMFAO. Japan just looks very interested all of a sudden. DON'T BE SHY LITTLE TROLL.]

Uwah, is Eridan capable of using magic?

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[uwaaa so shy. He just kind of. Hides his wand and looks away.]

No. Magic is fake, dumbass. This is a science wwand.

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[fierybluebird]

How does it work?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

Science wand...

[WAITS FOR EXPLANATION]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

It, ummm, wwell.... It... It- runs on the properties of matter....

[dfkfdk BLUSHING A BRIGHT PURPLE]

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[fierybluebird]

Sounds pretty awesome, eh?

[Grins encouragingly.] Sollux won't stand a chance.

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...Fascinating. [Eridan stop being cute]

I would not condone violence in this way, but... I am sure it is a comfort to have.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Y-you think? [He looks at Marco with a bit of determination]

He'll get wwhat's comin for him, I assure you. Wwhy just the other day he pinned me to the fuckin ceilin and wwouldn't let me dowwn.

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[fierybluebird]

Wow, what an asshole. Give him what-for Eri.

[Woops, sorry Japan. Was Marco supposed to not encourage this?]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[just facepalms]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I wwill bring hellfire dowwn upon his stupid bifurcated face.

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[fierybluebird]

Go get him tiger.

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[WOW TOTALLY SUBTLE SHOVE AT MARCO.

STOP ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Yes.