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Eridan: Stop the strike of the sandwich factory worker.
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --
i thought i wwould let you knoww
our sandwwich factory
the uprisin douchebag japan
has announced leadership ovver us
its a wworkers strike that i nevver thought i wwould see
im goin to destroy him
or at least givve him a vvery serious case of minor thinkpan damage
at the vvery least im goin to stop him from imposin a neww dictatorship ovver us
emergency postponed infinitely or at least until japan starts showwin signs of aggression
our sandwwich factory
the uprisin douchebag japan
has announced leadership ovver us
its a wworkers strike that i nevver thought i wwould see
im goin to destroy him
or at least givve him a vvery serious case of minor thinkpan damage
at the vvery least im goin to stop him from imposin a neww dictatorship ovver us
emergency postponed infinitely or at least until japan starts showwin signs of aggression
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[turns to Japan]
You can borroww my boat to get awway from people. It's wwhat I do or else there wwould vvery wwell be a massacre next door.
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So things haven't gotten better with Sol then I take it?
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Ah, yes, how are you two? [Agreeing with Marco and asking about Eridan and Sollux]
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That asshole? He's all full of shit noww just because he has advvantages ovver me again. But I, havve a secret wweapon against him that he doesn't knoww about.
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The most deadliest of weapons evver to be alchemized.
[And he pulls out- a wand. Lo ho ho, dear readers, behold! The greatest wizard of all times. Eriy Potter!]
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Is that a wand?
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Y-yes.
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Uwah, is Eridan capable of using magic?
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No. Magic is fake, dumbass. This is a science wwand.
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Science wand...
[WAITS FOR EXPLANATION]
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[dfkfdk BLUSHING A BRIGHT PURPLE]
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[Grins encouragingly.] Sollux won't stand a chance.
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I would not condone violence in this way, but... I am sure it is a comfort to have.
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He'll get wwhat's comin for him, I assure you. Wwhy just the other day he pinned me to the fuckin ceilin and wwouldn't let me dowwn.
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[Woops, sorry Japan. Was Marco supposed to not encourage this?]
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STOP ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE]
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