Eridan: Stop the strike of the sandwich factory worker.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

i thought i wwould let you knoww
our sandwwich factory
the uprisin douchebag japan
has announced leadership ovver us
its a wworkers strike that i nevver thought i wwould see

im goin to destroy him
or at least givve him a vvery serious case of minor thinkpan damage
at the vvery least im goin to stop him from imposin a neww dictatorship ovver us

emergency postponed infinitely or at least until japan starts showwin signs of aggression

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Marco... LMFAO. Japan just looks very interested all of a sudden. DON'T BE SHY LITTLE TROLL.]

Uwah, is Eridan capable of using magic?

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[uwaaa so shy. He just kind of. Hides his wand and looks away.]

No. Magic is fake, dumbass. This is a science wwand.

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[fierybluebird]

How does it work?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

Science wand...

[WAITS FOR EXPLANATION]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

It, ummm, wwell.... It... It- runs on the properties of matter....

[dfkfdk BLUSHING A BRIGHT PURPLE]

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[fierybluebird]

Sounds pretty awesome, eh?

[Grins encouragingly.] Sollux won't stand a chance.

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...Fascinating. [Eridan stop being cute]

I would not condone violence in this way, but... I am sure it is a comfort to have.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Y-you think? [He looks at Marco with a bit of determination]

He'll get wwhat's comin for him, I assure you. Wwhy just the other day he pinned me to the fuckin ceilin and wwouldn't let me dowwn.

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[fierybluebird]

Wow, what an asshole. Give him what-for Eri.

[Woops, sorry Japan. Was Marco supposed to not encourage this?]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[just facepalms]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I wwill bring hellfire dowwn upon his stupid bifurcated face.

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[fierybluebird]

Go get him tiger.

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[WOW TOTALLY SUBTLE SHOVE AT MARCO.

STOP ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Yes.

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[fierybluebird]

[Innocent look. You know. For Marco. Which means it fails utterly.]

What?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[POINTED LOOK AT MARCO... but he doesn't address it with words. Instead he speaks to Eridan.]

Simply be careful. I do not believe we need violence if it can be avoided.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me wwhat to do, Sol is just lucky! Okay? If this wwhere Alternia he wwould be dead wwith his lusus tossed out to sea for Gl'Bgolyb.

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[fierybluebird]

Mah, mah, it'll be fine Japan. Don't worry so much, eh? I'm sure Eridan won't be irresponsible. Right Lightning?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[HOLDING BACK A SIGH... but fine]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I wwon't be irresponsible!

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[fierybluebird]

See? It's all good.

[Corrupts Eridan more... how is that even possible.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[JUST.

GIVING YOU YOUR SANDWICHES.]

Of course. My apologies.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Oh yes, delicious sandwiches.]

Thank you, douchebag. [Just going to eat that sandwich now. DELICIOUS.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Nibble nibble.]

Thanks Japan! [Beams.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Any time, of course.

[Totally eating his own sandwich.]