Eridan: Stop the strike of the sandwich factory worker.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

i thought i wwould let you knoww
our sandwwich factory
the uprisin douchebag japan
has announced leadership ovver us
its a wworkers strike that i nevver thought i wwould see

im goin to destroy him
or at least givve him a vvery serious case of minor thinkpan damage
at the vvery least im goin to stop him from imposin a neww dictatorship ovver us

emergency postponed infinitely or at least until japan starts showwin signs of aggression

Comments

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Yes.

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[fierybluebird]

[Innocent look. You know. For Marco. Which means it fails utterly.]

What?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[POINTED LOOK AT MARCO... but he doesn't address it with words. Instead he speaks to Eridan.]

Simply be careful. I do not believe we need violence if it can be avoided.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me wwhat to do, Sol is just lucky! Okay? If this wwhere Alternia he wwould be dead wwith his lusus tossed out to sea for Gl'Bgolyb.

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[fierybluebird]

Mah, mah, it'll be fine Japan. Don't worry so much, eh? I'm sure Eridan won't be irresponsible. Right Lightning?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[HOLDING BACK A SIGH... but fine]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I wwon't be irresponsible!

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[fierybluebird]

See? It's all good.

[Corrupts Eridan more... how is that even possible.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[JUST.

GIVING YOU YOUR SANDWICHES.]

Of course. My apologies.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Oh yes, delicious sandwiches.]

Thank you, douchebag. [Just going to eat that sandwich now. DELICIOUS.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Nibble nibble.]

Thanks Japan! [Beams.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Any time, of course.

[Totally eating his own sandwich.]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[This is cute....]

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[fierybluebird]

[Hands them soup. Like a daddy pro.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah! Thank you.

[This is adorable. Too bad they won't have more tea and sandwich times for a while since Japan splits ways with them for this plot!!!]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Rude. Who will feed the trolls sandwiches now!? But don't worry Japan, the trolls will bring you back a nice raptor for a pet.]

Thank you Marco... [He's too shy to use nicknames now jklgsjdk]

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[fierybluebird]

No problem.

[Marco is just completely chill. Which is how he usually is.]

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

[Cute. Anyway he's looking thoughtful as usual.]

It is nice to have such company.