Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus

he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum



he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance

Comments

[biwinning]

oh what the fuck.
why do ii know you guy2.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

Don't quit your day job, kid.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

do you ever get to the fuckiing poiint iin le22 than a 2entence.
he'll fiind hii2 way back he'2 not a fuckiing wriiggler.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

I meant don't try to be an artist.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

Then what're you trying to do.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[apocalypticals.livejournal.com]

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

You lose one of your friends?

[biwinning]

you mean when we were 2tuck iin that alternate dii2cedo and we ALL HAD TWO DIIE ANYWAY?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

Not that big of a shitty city. Can't have gone far.

Unless a monster ate 'im.

[apocalypticals.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

Are you sure he didn't just...get annoyed and quit.

[apocalypticals.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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