shellfish: (hoorah he's bought the turkish owl)
♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-06-07 10:35 pm
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Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus

he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum



he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance

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biwinning: (I am battle-tested bayonets bro.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh what the fuck.
why do ii know you guy2.

[identity profile] vanoranje.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Don't quit your day job, kid.
biwinning: (Oh‚ wait‚ can’t process it? LOSERS.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
do you ever get to the fuckiing poiint iin le22 than a 2entence.
he'll fiind hii2 way back he'2 not a fuckiing wriiggler.

[identity profile] vanoranje.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I meant don't try to be an artist.

[identity profile] vanoranje.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Then what're you trying to do.

[identity profile] apocalypticals.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] vanoranje.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You lose one of your friends?
biwinning: (I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
you mean when we were 2tuck iin that alternate dii2cedo and we ALL HAD TWO DIIE ANYWAY?

[identity profile] vanoranje.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Not that big of a shitty city. Can't have gone far.

Unless a monster ate 'im.

[identity profile] vanoranje.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure he didn't just...get annoyed and quit.
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