Eridan: Report your raptor attack case.

[shellfish]

[ Sup Discedo, did you miss Eri? Well Eri has something important to say. Lo and behold purple blood oozing from his ripped up arm which he is desperately trying to hold down onto but with, alas, no hope.]

DONT TRUST TAVV
HE JUST FUCKIN LET THAT SNAGGLETOOTHED RIPPER BEAST HAVVE A PIECE OF ME
HE ACTS LIKE A SWWEET LITTLE CRIPPLE TROLL BUT IN REALITY HES TRYIN TO UPRISE AGAINST HIS SUPERIORS
YOU SNEAKY LITTLE PEANUT BLOOD YOU
oh gog i cant feel my arm anymore

wwhat did you doooo!?!?!?

Comments

voice.

[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

Uh, don't you think you should patch it up?

[ he has no sense of personal safety but blood gushing out from an arm does seem pretty dangerous ]

voice.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

voice.

[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

Just use some tape or something like that! That'll make it stop bleeding, at least. [ that's what he does!! but that's only for his fingers ]

voice.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

voice.

[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

Uh, I don't really have that much- can't you find some in a drawer or something?

[ he is that mean ok ]

Re: voice.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

voice.

[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine! Where are you, anyway?

[ he usually wouldn't give a crap but if you're going to keep bugging him!! besides there is still a kid in there, he kind of doesn't want to see a dude bleed out ]

Re: voice.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

voice -> actionspam??

[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

Okay, gimmie a minute. Snagglebeats...?

[ AND HE'S OFF with a very very thin roll of duct tape ]

actionspammm

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Cute. Eridan will just be at the mall. Bleeding.

BUT GOOD NEWS, he is not being eaten by raptors.]

Re: actionspammm

[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

[ Jack is not cute. he's never cute.

but no eventually he'll find Eridan, after about...20 minutes? yeah he took long enough. staring at that purple blood... ]

...Whoa, that is pretty bad.