shellfish: (like a gay dolphin in the massive sea)
♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-07-25 02:43 am

Eridan: Report your raptor attack case.

[ Sup Discedo, did you miss Eri? Well Eri has something important to say. Lo and behold purple blood oozing from his ripped up arm which he is desperately trying to hold down onto but with, alas, no hope.]

DONT TRUST TAVV
HE JUST FUCKIN LET THAT SNAGGLETOOTHED RIPPER BEAST HAVVE A PIECE OF ME
HE ACTS LIKE A SWWEET LITTLE CRIPPLE TROLL BUT IN REALITY HES TRYIN TO UPRISE AGAINST HIS SUPERIORS
YOU SNEAKY LITTLE PEANUT BLOOD YOU
oh gog i cant feel my arm anymore

wwhat did you doooo!?!?!?

[identity profile] dontcallmegol.livejournal.com 2011-07-26 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah hell. {Marco you are in so much trouble when you get back. He's gotto look after your pet :|}

Where are you two?

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-07-27 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oops. Sorry Marco. For getting you into trouble unintentionally.]

[identity profile] dontcallmegol.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Get somewhere safe if you haven't already and I'll be there soon.

{Grumbling about this. Seriously you kids are a pain.}

Should we action-log this shit? or handwave?

[identity profile] dontcallmegol.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Stay there, I'll find him first and we'll get you BOTH out of there.

{You best believe there's going to be fire, scare the little nippers off so he can get you two out.}

Lets handwave cause I fail and it's been so long.

[identity profile] dontcallmegol.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
No. You're safe. He's still out there. I'm finding him first.

((ooc: herp derp yeah just assume he rescued you fine doods and got you to safety albeit with some barking at eridan or some such.))