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♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-08-16 11:38 pm

Eridouble: Return to LOSTARC.

IM A TROLL!!!!

and im collectin cocanuts
just look at howw many gog damn cocanuts ivve collected mudafucks
i am an unstopable mashine and you canot stop me
your stuped soul is rued!
you dont undrstand the wworries of a plain crash survvivver
this isnt like the game of survvivver wwhere you must out last the out casts
do you here me?


I AM A TROLL!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 04:29 am (UTC)(link)


[ TACKLING ERIDAN AND HITTING HIM WITH THE BUTT OF THE LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT.

Why is he holding Eri's gun, you may ask? WELL. YOU'VE SEEN HALO. Yes that is my sole reasoning.

God what the hell are we doing.
]
Edited 2011-08-17 04:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 04:38 am (UTC)(link)


[Slugging Karkat in the face with Wwizard People Dear Reader the book. Repeatedly.]



[Stops.]



[PUNCHES KARKAT IN THE FACE WITH THE BOOK]



[Opens the Window.]



[PUNCHES KARKAT. AGAIN.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE.]
Edited 2011-08-17 04:39 (UTC)

[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ terrible creatures.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

JUST THROWING ERIDOUBLE OUT THE WINDOW.

DEFENESTRATION.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT FLOOR THEY'RE ON.

FAKEKAT DOESN'T CARE.
]

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[AHHHHH FALLING FOREVER.

SPLAT.

Eridouble is dead.]




[He reaches through the window aND FUCKING PULLS FAKEKAT OUT THE WINDOW WITH HIM.

THEY'RE ON THE FIRST FUCKING FLOOR DOUCHEBAGS.]

[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 04:58 am (UTC)(link)


[ Fakekat flails violently as he's taken to the ground.

And then all goes quiet.

He seems to have just had an aneurysm and died.
]

action;

[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ suddenly he springs to life ]

action;

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-08-17 05:07 (UTC)