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shellfish[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]
HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish
"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"
[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]
Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.
tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob
"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]
)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.
[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]
HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force
[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]
HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish
"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"
[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]
Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.
tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob
"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]
)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.
[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]
HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force
[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:50 am (UTC)Um... what if they weren't human eyes?
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:53 am (UTC)text;
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:55 am (UTC)Allow me to spell it out for you: Unless you are truly living in the lake out there, which I doubt considering the size of that orca, then I do not believe your poor attempt at racial slurs have any validity.
Or, in simpler terms: You're also a 'land sucker' at the moment, idiot.
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)Look, I have no doubt that with all your powers intact and with your weapon functioning correctly and whatnot, you're certainly a force to be reckoned with, but chipped as you are now, don't you see any issue at all with testing boundaries and limits like this?
It's so easy, all you have to do is not shake them. Or throw them. Or kick them. In fact, hold off on any prinny related violence unless they decide to attack you, okay?
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:57 am (UTC)hello i am a self insert.
Date: 2011-01-26 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:58 am (UTC)[But Abel wouldn't trust any details the prinnies have for a second. They're not well known for being honest either. Or having good memories]
Can you just make sure Eridan doesn't blow one up?
i somehow knew this was coming!
Date: 2011-01-26 01:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 02:01 am (UTC)What?
text;
Date: 2011-01-26 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 02:03 am (UTC)It's not even an order, alright? It's a suggestion. A very good one.
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Date: 2011-01-26 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-26 02:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 02:07 am (UTC)That's the dumbest description I've ever heard.