A place where people bring their injured so they don't get sick and die, or bleed to death or contract horrible infections in open burn wounds created from exploding penguins.

See, that's what I'd like to avoid happening! There's no need for explosions or lost limbs or eyeballs to begin with! It's got less to do with bad luck and more to do with a completely avoidable circumstance!

[AUGH. DON'T MAKE HIM COME OUT THERE. HE WILL BABYSIT]