shellfish | Eridan: Attend group therapy session with Sollux and Feferi.

[ The view provided by the camera is a little shaky and blurry as it is placed on a makeshift stand. And whoever placed it on the stand, soon stands up and makes their way to a makeshift stage that the camera is trained on. Providing viewers with a glimpse of hipster shoes and a flowing cape.

Enter the blobfish on stage.]

[ The first fish on the scene looks a little like THIS. Two gray hands hoist it up onto the stage and help the fish to bounce along when it "speaks." ]

Glub glub, I'm Feffis)(! Glub! And )(ere are my two dear fronds! Today, we're SWIMMING toget)(er!!!!

[ The next fish is a very hipster-looking fish. You can tell by the fake glasses and scarf. Because why would a fish wear a scarf. Anyway, two more grey hands lift up said blobfish, as Sollux attempts to stop lisping, and to pull off some stupid sort of wavy accent while still lisping. ]

my nameth erifithh and i'm a huge douthchebag w-who hateth ev-verything. glub glub glub.

[ And finally a very nerdy fish that is quite possibly an asshole appears on screen. It's kind of ridiculous, really, who would even look at such a fish?! WHO!? You. Of course. Anyhow, you'll also notice that yet another pair of gray hands hold the nerdy fish up. Eridan attempts to become even more of an asshole and puts on a very fake lisp. ]

and my nameth isth solfishth and im the biggesth assthole that evver did buzz. im too good for fef fishth becauseth im a bee. buzz buzz buzz-

GET ALONG, T)(IS IS BONDING.

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