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Eridan: Attend group therapy session with Sollux and Feferi.
[ The view provided by the camera is a little shaky and blurry as it is placed on a makeshift stand. And whoever placed it on the stand, soon stands up and makes their way to a makeshift stage that the camera is trained on. Providing viewers with a glimpse of hipster shoes and a flowing cape.
Enter the blobfish on stage.]
[ The first fish on the scene looks a little like THIS. Two gray hands hoist it up onto the stage and help the fish to bounce along when it "speaks." ]
Glub glub, I'm Feffis)(! Glub! And )(ere are my two dear fronds! Today, we're SWIMMING toget)(er!!!!
[ The next fish is a very hipster-looking fish. You can tell by the fake glasses and scarf. Because why would a fish wear a scarf. Anyway, two more grey hands lift up said blobfish, as Sollux attempts to stop lisping, and to pull off some stupid sort of wavy accent while still lisping. ]
my nameth erifithh and i'm a huge douthchebag w-who hateth ev-verything. glub glub glub.
[ And finally a very nerdy fish that is quite possibly an asshole appears on screen. It's kind of ridiculous, really, who would even look at such a fish?! WHO!? You. Of course. Anyhow, you'll also notice that yet another pair of gray hands hold the nerdy fish up. Eridan attempts to become even more of an asshole and puts on a very fake lisp. ]
and my nameth isth solfishth and im the biggesth assthole that evver did buzz. im too good for fef fishth becauseth im a bee. buzz buzz buzz-
GET ALONG, T)(IS IS BONDING.
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Enter the blobfish on stage.]
[ The first fish on the scene looks a little like THIS. Two gray hands hoist it up onto the stage and help the fish to bounce along when it "speaks." ]
Glub glub, I'm Feffis)(! Glub! And )(ere are my two dear fronds! Today, we're SWIMMING toget)(er!!!!
[ The next fish is a very hipster-looking fish. You can tell by the fake glasses and scarf. Because why would a fish wear a scarf. Anyway, two more grey hands lift up said blobfish, as Sollux attempts to stop lisping, and to pull off some stupid sort of wavy accent while still lisping. ]
my nameth erifithh and i'm a huge douthchebag w-who hateth ev-verything. glub glub glub.
[ And finally a very nerdy fish that is quite possibly an asshole appears on screen. It's kind of ridiculous, really, who would even look at such a fish?! WHO!? You. Of course. Anyhow, you'll also notice that yet another pair of gray hands hold the nerdy fish up. Eridan attempts to become even more of an asshole and puts on a very fake lisp. ]
and my nameth isth solfishth and im the biggesth assthole that evver did buzz. im too good for fef fishth becauseth im a bee. buzz buzz buzz-
GET ALONG, T)(IS IS BONDING.
[Continued in comment log.]
BLOBFISH COMMENT LOG
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why would a fithh buzeth, that doethn't even make thenth. ff, why do i have to do thith?
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[Eridan violently shakes his blobfish to emphasis his hatred for Sollux.]
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i get what you're trying to do here but i'm still grothed out about what happened lath week.
more bonding ith like the oppothit of what i need.
[ FISHED IN THE FACE, and he drops the erifish. It plops on the ground quite loudly-- ]
shit--
[ He quickly picks it back up and puts it back on the "stage". But not without getting so much slime on the borrowed scarf. ]
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[ The fish in the face doesn't bother him all that much. He's had blobfish to the face before thanks to Feferi.]
[ And Eridan proceeds to puppet the solfish in a polite manner.]
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[It seems, for some reason, that Eridan is going along with this exercise. Probably to impress Feferi. It looks like it's working. Sollux still does feel somewhat sick about the end result of last week... But no, he doesn't even want to think about it. That's how bad it was.
> Future Sollux: Get into a blobfish fight.
No no, we're not doing that sort of writing here, and even if we were, that takes place in the future, and certainly isn't going to happen right away. Because, also for some reason, Sollux sighs and decides to go with this.]
SIGH...
hi tholluckths, i'm thorry for thucking tho much bone bulge, all the time, conchthantly.
and altho getting in your bidneth tho much.
leth thart ov-ver.
i'm eridan and i like to dreth like a tool and thometimeth i'm not a bad troll, but thath mothly blocked out by my THEV-VERE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMTHS.
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> Sollux : Be an asshole
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Tavros: Observe
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And besides, it was cute with the fish.
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