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Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

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[but god, what a wimp.]

_{[ this is your fault ]}

[ oh sorry, did you not know Eridan knocked out one of Sollux's teeth straight up. ]

_{[ wow you guys are so mature

what are you troll hockey players ]}

[ he starts it all the time forever ok.]

_{[ yeah because you bait him

both of you are equally stupid ]}

[ so what if we are. go away now. ]

[youuuuu bitch]

[can't handle a little tooth trouble?]

[You started it this time so shut yo mouf]

[you had this coming.]

[i hope your teeth rot]

[ Is Eridan in the main room? Because eventually Sollux comes back to the hive. With bandages because he's not stupid enough to let himself get infected. AND COMPLETELY IGNORING YOU ERIDAN. ]

[yeah he is. And he also ignores Sollux back with a scowl of pure hatred. In fact he just watched Sollux and kind of growls.

So vicious!!!!]

[ Watching him is the opposite of ignoring, ERIDAN. And Sollux is completely aware of this, even as he takes a seat on the floor, in front of a wall with a marker. Looking back in between his communicator, and the wall, he starts to draw. ... On the wall.]

[Eridan just watches Sollux, wondering what that asshole is drawing. He'd ask but, he's not going to be the better troll this time. Sollux started this shit, he can put his fin forward first.]

[At first the picture starts small. Eventually it winds up taking up quite a bit of space.

It's a relatively detailed map of Discedo, as well as a few other places.]

[Eridan bites his tongue hard in order not to bitch Sollux out about how he had a better map. He tries his hardest, and finally takes all his anger out on the door with a good swift kick.

HE WAS THE ONE WITH A MAP.]

[Yeah well guess who went out and got an even better map? That's right. He did. And now everyone can see it, they won't need to ask permission from Eridan or anything. He was actually doing this for the good of the hive, and for self reference, but the side effect of annoying Eridan did add a bittersweetness to the fact. He grins a little when he hears the kick, but he doesn't stop drawing.

...Maybe he has a problem.]

[Still boiling with RAGE, Eridan walks to the bathroom, turning around to glare at Sollux before slamming the door shut. The sound of something being ripped at is heard, possibly the map that Eridan was finishing. Probably.

Silence.

Sollux you asshole.]

[Wow, Eridan. He's just going to roll his eyes at you now.

...But then Sollux remembers Aradia's words-- "itd be nice if we could help him be less ...like he is".

BIGGEST. SIGH. EVER. As he goes to knock on the bathroom door.]

Edited 2011-03-13 03:38 (UTC)

[No reply.

He is not going to cave and be the first person to reply. Eridan just continues to give Sollux the cold shoulder (to the best of his ability, anyways) as he attempts to gank this motherfucking tooth.

he will rip it out of his jaw and then use it to kill sollux with....or something badass like that. WHO EVEN KNOWS.]

Edited 2011-03-13 03:41 (UTC)

[Waiting. Waiting. Ughhh, fuck you Eridan.]

Ansther me, printhe.

Wwhat. Wwhat do you wwant?

[He sounds a little dejected even though Sollux spoke first. But he's not going to open the door, the door is unlocked and he doesn't necessarily feel like looking at Sollux's face.]

I want you to thtop acting like thuch a lother.

[No, he couldn't really make that sound nicer. But it's probably for the best he doesn't go in. It might result in another fight.]

COMMENT NOT HERE

ALSO NOT HERE

GET OUT THIS IS MY NOT-HERE COMMENT TO ERIDAN.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

WATCH ME.

SHUT UP I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND HERE.

.............. sob yes mistress.

ALSO NOT HERE

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okay fuck not actually making a comment, i am action tagging this.

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that icon is cute sob i need more eridan add on icons when it expires this month

yes you do.

sob it expires the 22nd or 24th I think so soon!!!

GOOD!!

!!!!!

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