shellfish: (sorcerors stone turns trolls into gold)
[personal profile] shellfish
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

Date: 2011-03-13 03:02 am (UTC)
biwinning: (I exposed people to magic.)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[At first the picture starts small. Eventually it winds up taking up quite a bit of space.

It's a relatively detailed map of Discedo, as well as a few other places.
]

Date: 2011-03-13 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[Eridan bites his tongue hard in order not to bitch Sollux out about how he had a better map. He tries his hardest, and finally takes all his anger out on the door with a good swift kick.

HE WAS THE ONE WITH A MAP.]

Date: 2011-03-13 03:11 am (UTC)
biwinning: (I'm special & I will never be one of you)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[Yeah well guess who went out and got an even better map? That's right. He did. And now everyone can see it, they won't need to ask permission from Eridan or anything. He was actually doing this for the good of the hive, and for self reference, but the side effect of annoying Eridan did add a bittersweetness to the fact. He grins a little when he hears the kick, but he doesn't stop drawing.

...Maybe he has a problem.
]
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[Still boiling with RAGE, Eridan walks to the bathroom, turning around to glare at Sollux before slamming the door shut. The sound of something being ripped at is heard, possibly the map that Eridan was finishing. Probably.

Silence.

Sollux you asshole.]

yes you do.

Date: 2011-03-13 03:38 am (UTC)
biwinning: (We’re shaking the tree. All the trees.)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[Wow, Eridan. He's just going to roll his eyes at you now.

...But then Sollux remembers Aradia's words-- "itd be nice if we could help him be less ...like he is".


BIGGEST. SIGH. EVER. As he goes to knock on the bathroom door.
]

Edited Date: 2011-03-13 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[No reply.

He is not going to cave and be the first person to reply. Eridan just continues to give Sollux the cold shoulder (to the best of his ability, anyways) as he attempts to gank this motherfucking tooth.

he will rip it out of his jaw and then use it to kill sollux with....or something badass like that. WHO EVEN KNOWS.]
Edited Date: 2011-03-13 03:41 am (UTC)

GOOD!!

Date: 2011-03-13 03:46 am (UTC)
biwinning: (PHHHHHHPHF)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[Waiting. Waiting. Ughhh, fuck you Eridan.]

Ansther me, printhe.

!!!!!

Date: 2011-03-13 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
Wwhat. Wwhat do you wwant?

[He sounds a little dejected even though Sollux spoke first. But he's not going to open the door, the door is unlocked and he doesn't necessarily feel like looking at Sollux's face.]

Date: 2011-03-13 03:57 am (UTC)
biwinning: (Bring me a challenge. Somebody.)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
I want you to thtop acting like thuch a lother.

[No, he couldn't really make that sound nicer. But it's probably for the best he doesn't go in. It might result in another fight.]

Date: 2011-03-13 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[The door clicks open and Eridan jerks his head out of the crack. A thin purple streak coming from one eye as he glares and flashes his fangs. To look tough!!!

(the effect is kind of ruined when one is like chipped)]


You wwant me to stop acting like such a wwhat Sol?

keywords just for you

Date: 2011-03-13 04:11 am (UTC)
biwinning: (Faith is for winners. Hope is for losers)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[Oh god, was he crying. Really? Ugh.]

Lother.

Lother.

...

Thtop acting like a dweeb and taking everything perthonally.

wow just wow

Date: 2011-03-13 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
Okay, fine. Leavve me alone.

[And he slowly goes back into the room and closes the door. Mumbling something before he does so...

but before I type those words out, let it be known that he did not talk to Aradia, Feferi, or anyone to say this. This is on his own chagrin.]


Sorry.

direct quote from charlie sheen.

Date: 2011-03-13 04:23 am (UTC)
biwinning: (Sorry man‚ didn’t make the rules.)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[That... took him by surprise a little. He's just about to leave when he hears it, but then he stops. Yeah, he likes to piss Eridan off, and he probably won't stop it, but he's not completely heartless. He can't bring himself to repeat the phrase, but he can at least sound like he means it when he says:]

Yeah. ... Me too.

oh my god i am going to punch you in the mouf

Date: 2011-03-13 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[He didn't start this fight and he apologized first!!!]

Hope is for suckers and tools. -- Charlie Sheen.

Date: 2011-03-13 04:49 am (UTC)
biwinning: (I defeated this earthworm with my words.)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[And then he goes on a killing spree and kills all the trolls.]

/punches in the mouf

Date: 2011-03-13 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[Sollux started that fight too.]
biwinning: (Flinching's for amateurs.)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[No way, Eridan started it by saying he was going to go see Jack!!!]

yo face is bipolar

Date: 2011-03-13 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[You could have let him went to see Jack!

he could have had a tea party! a tea party! with a kind lady and a gentle gentleman.]

Look at these sad trolls. -- Charlie Sheen.

Date: 2011-03-13 05:03 am (UTC)
biwinning: (I'm special & I will never be one of you)
From: [personal profile] biwinning
[you know it's kind of hilarious that maybe if sollux just accepted eridan as a kismesis then maybe he wouldn't have gone to jack.]
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com
[So are you saying

the chain reactions of everyone killin everybuddy

is sollux's fault]

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