Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

[shellfish]

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anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

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[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[if she were at home, Cuddy wouldn't even be doing this herself-- she'd be ordering x-rays, and referring him to a good dentist or oral surgeon]

[unfortunately, she's not at home]

[she fills a syringe, then turns back to him]

I'm going to inject this into your cheek so that this doesn't hurt. It'll sting a little at first, and you'll still feel the pressure from the extraction, but you shouldn't feel any pain.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Alright, that sounds fine to me.

[he's sort of used to being a little in pain. maybe not specifically needles but if he's afraid, Eridan dares not show it to Cuddy. Maybe he is a tad bit afraid because it is a foreign treatment, needles are anyways]

Wwhich side?

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

The same side as the injury.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

The tooth or my bruise, because that is gettin really swwollen noww. 'M surprised the asshole didn't bruise my gills either, he probably did and it's just not yet showwin.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

The tooth. I can give you an icepack for the bruise.

[holds up the syringe]

Ready?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[a deep breath]

Yes.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[and she injects the painkiller]

There.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[he flinches a little but it's not a dramatic reaction so its not important]

Okay, noww grab it, it's the one that doesn't look like the others. I think you can manage that.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

I can tell which one's damaged.

[grabs a pair of dental forceps]

Open.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[he opens his mouth, no backing out now. though his yellow eyes do watch cuddy though, judging her every move. judging her judging her!!!]

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[she grips the tooth firmly, and pulls-- and out it comes! she might not be a dentist, but she does have a medical degree, and it was a fairly simple extraction]

There, you're done.

[she takes a piece of gauze and secures it in the place where the tooth was]

Leave this in for a few hours, and only eat soft foods for at least a few days.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Does sandwwiches count as soft food? Cause that's all wwe eat around there. And, right noww wwe havve no sandwwiches because our sandwwich factory is sick.

[he tries to feel for the missing tooth and pauses long enough]

Um, thank you, Doctor Useful.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

Sandwiches should be okay as long as you don't put anything hard in them. Do you still want that ice pack?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Okay, I wwill dully note that to our factory. And yes, I still wwant that ice pack.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[she hands him one]

Take care of yourself. Try not to get into any more fights.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[he takes it, and gently slams it onto his face]

Wwhy does evveryone assume I alwways start the fights first. I didn't start this one. He just fuckin socked me one in the face. And then it turned into an all out brawwl.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

Did you say anything to him first?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

No.

[Which is the truth, it was more of his actions starting the fight.]

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

So he just came and attacked you for absolutely no reason.

[not that she approves of people attacking others for any reason, but she still has a feeling that Eridan did something provoking]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Yep, he just started wwavvin his fists into my face and chipped that tooth. And uh, he punched me dowwn beloww too but I think I'm okay.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

Good.