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-- [CCA] RIGHT NOW opened a memo on board DOOMSDAY K-9 DETECTIVE AGENCY --
HAVVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKASS? [The communicator turns on to video to reveal a face so horrible it would make children cry and weep and wish that they were never born to behold such horrid ugliness. That face also happens to be Jack Noir who, might I add, is drawn wearing a trendy purple cape. Cue, the paper pulled away to reveal Karkat and Eridan.
Something seems different about them. HMMMM.] ( (THIS IS NOT CUT ICLY, IT'S JUST LONG ASS IMPORTANT SHIT THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ) )
AND IF YOU DO FIND HIM AND SOMEHOW ESCAPE ALIVE DON'T ENGAGE HIM IN BATTLE. NO SINGLE PERSON HERE STANDS A CHANCE.
right! just listen to karpan and i [Karkat snarls at Eridan]
DON'T CALL ME THAT. THIS IS A NECESSARY DISGUISE. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FEEDING SOME SICK COSPLAY FETISH LIKE TEREZI AND NEPETA.
but karpan wwere broadcastin this and he could hear us! i mean he cant recognize us wwith these disguises
wwoofbeasts are blind karpan
YOUR RETARDED ACCENT ALREADY GAVE US AWAY.
your nubby horns gavve us awway
THEY'RE MORE INCONSPICUOUS THAN THAT SHITTY DYE-JOB IN YOUR HAIR.
in case you havvent noticed MY SHITTY DYE JOB IN MY HAIR IS COMPLETELY GONE thanks for bein considerate karpan wwere supposed to be pretendin wwere matesprits not kismesis!
...I'M NOT MAKING OUT WITH YOU. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
wwoww karpan im not that desperate cod
I DON'T TRUST THAT.
[Eridan swings a fist for Karkat's face in his fury of pretendy times as the feed shuts off. Oh yes, what was different about Karkat and Eridan? They're wearing Japan and Marco's clothes. AND YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CLOTHES, huh Japan and Marco?]
HAVVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKASS? [The communicator turns on to video to reveal a face so horrible it would make children cry and weep and wish that they were never born to behold such horrid ugliness. That face also happens to be Jack Noir who, might I add, is drawn wearing a trendy purple cape. Cue, the paper pulled away to reveal Karkat and Eridan.
Something seems different about them. HMMMM.] ( (THIS IS NOT CUT ICLY, IT'S JUST LONG ASS IMPORTANT SHIT THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ) )
AND IF YOU DO FIND HIM AND SOMEHOW ESCAPE ALIVE DON'T ENGAGE HIM IN BATTLE. NO SINGLE PERSON HERE STANDS A CHANCE.
right! just listen to karpan and i [Karkat snarls at Eridan]
DON'T CALL ME THAT. THIS IS A NECESSARY DISGUISE. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M FEEDING SOME SICK COSPLAY FETISH LIKE TEREZI AND NEPETA.
but karpan wwere broadcastin this and he could hear us! i mean he cant recognize us wwith these disguises
wwoofbeasts are blind karpan
YOUR RETARDED ACCENT ALREADY GAVE US AWAY.
your nubby horns gavve us awway
THEY'RE MORE INCONSPICUOUS THAN THAT SHITTY DYE-JOB IN YOUR HAIR.
in case you havvent noticed MY SHITTY DYE JOB IN MY HAIR IS COMPLETELY GONE thanks for bein considerate karpan wwere supposed to be pretendin wwere matesprits not kismesis!
...I'M NOT MAKING OUT WITH YOU. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
wwoww karpan im not that desperate cod
I DON'T TRUST THAT.
[Eridan swings a fist for Karkat's face in his fury of pretendy times as the feed shuts off. Oh yes, what was different about Karkat and Eridan? They're wearing Japan and Marco's clothes. AND YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CLOTHES, huh Japan and Marco?]
