Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

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[biwinning]

except no.

2o your "feel2 liike hope" wand doe2n't do 2hiit, ii2 that iit.

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Gamzee-san then. I will keep this in mind.

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[biwinning]

oh whoop2.

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[Where are you Sollux because Eridan is marching right over there and punching you in the back of your head.]

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What does "Equ" stand for?

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Equius-san... And then "tav" is...?

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[biwinning]

[In the kitchen space. And now being bludgeoned with royal rings to the back of the head, which he immediately goes to putting a distance between them, and rubbing the back of his head.]

Fuck you! I didn't even mean to!

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Tavros-san.

Ah, how dramatic. And her full name?

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[Re; the thread above with Sollux]

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[Eridan pulls the wand from inside his cape and holds it up to Sollux to see. He looks, really. Pissed off. You aren't supposed to mention the wand, he's still shy about his liking to magic you know. Gosh.]

I told you not to tell ANYONE but no. You havve to go and say it wwhere evveryone on the open communicator can read it! Wwhy did I evver think I could trust you for evven a second!?

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Eridan. [c'mon give her name.]

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