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okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs
let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont
that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith
oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face
EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all
okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs
let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont
that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith
oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face
EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all
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Date: 2011-03-27 07:23 pm (UTC)I told you not to tell ANYONE but no. You havve to go and say it wwhere evveryone on the open communicator can read it! Wwhy did I evver think I could trust you for evven a second!?
[Action] Tavros: Bear witness to shocking domestic kismetic violence
Date: 2011-03-27 07:26 pm (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-03-27 07:27 pm (UTC)[Action] OKAY I GUESS I AM HERE NOW
Date: 2011-03-27 07:40 pm (UTC)[Action] we need troll cops to quell this violence
Date: 2011-03-27 07:43 pm (UTC)[Eridan glares at Tavros and breathes deeply. Like the guy in the Rage Quit videos with Rage Quit Superman Returns. Eridan is breathing heavily with anger.]
Sol. Hold on.
[And he marches right over to Tavros and violently shakes the wee babby in the wheelchair. SHAKE THE BABBY. SHAKE HIM. SHAKEEE. And while he's doing that, he'll address Sollux.]
I don't know! The scientists gave it to me! So maybe it's a sign of prophecy! A prophecy sent from the scientists by angels!
[Action] Tavros: Develop shaken babby syndrome
Date: 2011-03-27 08:01 pm (UTC)[He clumsily slides out of his chair, landing in a sprawl on the floor.]
[Action] we need terezi for trollcops to be complete.
Date: 2011-03-27 08:11 pm (UTC)[Punching the back of YOUR head now, Eridan. How's it fucking feel??]
[Action] tavros is the troll cop car
Date: 2011-03-27 08:19 pm (UTC)Now. Shugo has a C+ bordering a D- in Physics but she's pretty sure that objects at rest want to stay at rest and objects in motion want to stay in motion. Anyways, Eridan is sent forward, tripping over Tavros and landing on top of him.]
You asshole! Both of you dirt blooded assholes!
[He wastes no time in trying to get back up on his feet, kicking Tavros in the process.]
I'll shake him if I wwant! Since wwhen do you care wwhat happens to Tavv!?
[Action]bEEP, bEEP, uHHH,,,gET OUT OF THE WAY, oR, sOMETHING, i GUESS,
Date: 2011-03-27 08:26 pm (UTC)the best that someone without working legs and bull horns can.][Action] no tav you gotta 2ay WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO
Date: 2011-03-27 08:35 pm (UTC)[Action] no thats your job sollux. gosh the kids should play cops and robbers sometime
Date: 2011-03-27 08:39 pm (UTC)[And by this, Eridan means a kick to your shins Sollux. In doing so he steps backwards quickly, to avoid Sollux's retaliation. BUT UNFORTUNATELY TRIPS BACK OVER TAVROS.]
Tavv you asshole get out of the wway!
[Action] Tavros: Be the Rufio
Date: 2011-03-27 08:52 pm (UTC)[Tavros gives a whimper and tries to drag himself out of the fray, his defunct legs dragging along the floor
like a mighty cape of crippledness.][Action] I DIDN'T TAG OUT OF ORDER, NOPE
Date: 2011-03-27 08:56 pm (UTC)[Action] LOL GAMZEE WHAT EVEN.
Date: 2011-03-27 09:02 pm (UTC)Shut up assbee!
[Action] GAMZEE NO LEND ME YOUR HONK
Date: 2011-03-27 09:07 pm (UTC)[Tavros crawls to his chair and attempts feebly to climb into the seat. Of course, because the breaks aren't put down, it slides out from under him, hitting Eridan in the back. Woops.]
[Action] lmajsdfk
Date: 2011-03-27 09:19 pm (UTC)What is this clusterfuck.]
[Action] lmajsdfk
Date: 2011-03-27 09:25 pm (UTC)Good luck Tavros, because Eridan isn't helping you.
He then, calmly makes his way from the kitchen to the couch. Pulling out his gun from underneath it. Now, weapons were never used in fights between Sollux and Eridan at discedo.... until now.]
[Action] lmajsdfk
Date: 2011-03-27 09:29 pm (UTC)[Action] oh okay are we all just copying whatever i keymash
Date: 2011-03-27 09:45 pm (UTC)But he still has the wand, at least.]
Drop the gun or I'm thnapping your shitty wand in half.
[And to show just how serious he is, he's got two hands on the wand, one on either end.]
[Action] yes keysmash again prohphent sollux
Date: 2011-03-27 09:50 pm (UTC)[Eridan didn't think of Sollux having a hold of the wand. SO MUCH FOR PLANNING ON HOW TO DO THIS. He grips the gun tightly though, waiting for Sollux to respond. Because if Sollux snaps his wand, well, Eridan isn't going to hold back.]
[Action] ghjsghjdl oh wait we aren't keysmashing anymore sorry
Date: 2011-03-27 09:54 pm (UTC)inevitablepossible shootout.][Action] learn to spell prophet shugoi
Date: 2011-03-27 09:58 pm (UTC)Yeah okay, and I jutht hatched yethterday.
No. Drop the gun and kick it to me, and I'll give you back the wand.
[Action] shut up jeanbee
Date: 2011-03-27 10:01 pm (UTC)[Action] In which Tavros must auspitice for his life
Date: 2011-03-27 10:06 pm (UTC)[Action] Worst auspitice
From:[Action] worst ever
From:[Action] i love you too, guys
From:[Action] c3-
From:[Action] where doing it man. where making this hapen.
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From:ah, sorry. Replied to shugo on accident. x.x SO HERE'S A NOTIFICATION FOR YOUR EMAIL
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Date: 2011-03-27 08:55 pm (UTC)