Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs

let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont

that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith

oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face

EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all

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[that-bowtie.livejournal.com]

Straight enough answer for you?

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[ It takes a moment for Karkat to reply, but finally, he turns on video too. He doesn't look angry for once. Just contemplative. ]

[that-bowtie.livejournal.com]

Good Lord, 48? Can you even imagine? That must've been a right mess.

There are a lot of stories about the constellations though, particularly myths about how the gods placed the stars in the sky. Cancer... Cancer... let's see, Cancer's ruled by Earth's moon, is the fourth constellation--oh right, the myth.

Cancer's constellation is a crab, crushed by Hercules, a mythical hero of the ancient Greeks. It's not really that important, but Hera, put him in the stars as a reward for his service. The moon itself is said to 'rule' over choices, the past, karma and pathways.

--But that's all nonsense really, just a lot of fairy tales and stories. Ancient, persisting ones.

For the most part. It looks like you twelve are the exception to the rule.

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[ THAT'S REALLY ALL HE HAS TO SAY ON THAT. ]

[that-bowtie.livejournal.com]

There you have it then! Whatever 'it' is. I haven't met all of you yet but from what I hear my reputation's on fire these days.

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[that-bowtie.livejournal.com]

Aquarius is... water. Cup-bearer in Latin.

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If it helps, there's a constellation called Eridanus and some myths say it's the river poured by the cup-bearer that coincides with Pisces. Others say it's a river of souls.

/jacks so hard

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HEEHEE HI

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Yours is a great big kitty.

...

Well, it's a lion. And lions are big. And fuzzy and fierce.

Mostly fierce.

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