Eridan: Recieve a life jacket.
May. 1st, 2011 08:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shellfish[Hello Discedo, please to have an angry troll all up in your business in the form of a video. He is quite angry. And also, lo and behold the life jacket he is currently waving around in a temper tantrum.]
WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET
is this some kinda an insult
to be sent some life perservvin vvest for wwrigglers wwho cant fuckin swwim
insufferable morons!!
I ERIDAN AMPORA A SEA TROLL CAN SWWIM WWITHOUT THE NEED OF SUCH TOMFOOLERY
beaches and shores scientists
beaches and shores
youre goin to pay for this
mark my glubs because my neww porpoise in life wwill be to feel your blood on my hands
TONIGHT!!
[And it wouldn't be Eridan if this video didn't have a dramatic happening of violently throwing the life vest down onto the floor. Because beaches and shores dear readers, Eridan will not tolerate this tomfoolery.]
WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET
is this some kinda an insult
to be sent some life perservvin vvest for wwrigglers wwho cant fuckin swwim
insufferable morons!!
I ERIDAN AMPORA A SEA TROLL CAN SWWIM WWITHOUT THE NEED OF SUCH TOMFOOLERY
beaches and shores scientists
beaches and shores
youre goin to pay for this
mark my glubs because my neww porpoise in life wwill be to feel your blood on my hands
TONIGHT!!
[And it wouldn't be Eridan if this video didn't have a dramatic happening of violently throwing the life vest down onto the floor. Because beaches and shores dear readers, Eridan will not tolerate this tomfoolery.]
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Date: 2011-05-02 01:01 am (UTC)[like he's going to tell you dude.]
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Date: 2011-05-02 01:04 am (UTC)[Grabs onto the back of your bike wheel. HE WILL NOT LET YOU GO IN PEACE.]
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Date: 2011-05-02 01:10 am (UTC)let go a22hole.
ii know you're jealou2 ii got a two wheel deviice but fuckiing lay off.
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Date: 2011-05-02 02:04 am (UTC)[Doesn't let go.]
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Date: 2011-05-02 02:14 am (UTC)ii'm ju2t goiing two riide around out2iide.
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Date: 2011-05-02 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 03:31 am (UTC)over me goiing out.
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Date: 2011-05-02 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 03:45 am (UTC)there you go.
[AND HE KICKS ERIDAN IN THE CHEST and pulls the bike away so he can leave.]
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Date: 2011-05-02 03:48 am (UTC)[UNFAZED. but. otherwise following Sollux out the hive. YES. he is going to follow you.]
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Date: 2011-05-02 03:59 am (UTC)2. ii'm fuckiing 2eriiou2, leave me alone.
[BEGINNING TO RIDE THE BIKE DOWN THE HALL...!]
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Date: 2011-05-02 04:00 am (UTC)[there's a pair of stairs you know.]
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Date: 2011-05-02 04:04 am (UTC)you're not my moiiraiil or my lu2u2, why the fuck do you care?!
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Date: 2011-05-02 09:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 02:43 am (UTC)THE STAIRS DRAW NEAR.]
fiigure iit out and leave me alone!
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Date: 2011-05-03 02:45 am (UTC)[Stops following.]
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Date: 2011-05-03 02:50 am (UTC)[WHOOPS. STAIRS.
Here, have the sound of Sollux falling down them. And then, when he reaches the bottom:]
FUCK.
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Date: 2011-05-03 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 10:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-03 10:26 pm (UTC)[COMING DOWN TO CHECK. shit. Fef is going to kill him.]
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Date: 2011-05-04 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-04 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-04 04:39 am (UTC)Once Eridan nudges him with his foot, Sollux grabs it and PULLS. Have fun falling flat on your nook, Eridan.]
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