shellfish: (hoorah he's bought the turkish owl)
♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-06-07 10:35 pm

Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus

he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum




he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance
biwinning: (I am battle-tested bayonets bro.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh what the fuck.
why do ii know you guy2.
biwinning: (Oh‚ wait‚ can’t process it? LOSERS.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
do you ever get to the fuckiing poiint iin le22 than a 2entence.
he'll fiind hii2 way back he'2 not a fuckiing wriiggler.
biwinning: (I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
you mean when we were 2tuck iin that alternate dii2cedo and we ALL HAD TWO DIIE ANYWAY?
biwinning: (Vintage balderdash.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
waiit.
2eriiou2ly?
how diid ii not know about thii2.
why diidn't anyone tell me.
biwinning: (I am battle-tested bayonets bro.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-09 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
...
wow that wa2 lame even for you.
2tiill he 2hould have fuckiing told me.
now ii have two go fiind hiim, awe2ome.
biwinning: (I am battle-tested bayonets bro.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-09 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
are you fuckiing kiiddiing ii threw iit iin karkat'2 face whenever iit wa2 even vaguely brought up.
the lea2t he could do ii2 have the decency two do the 2ame.
biwinning: (Bring me a challenge. Somebody.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-10 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
you don't even know how much ii wii2h you dii.
fuck.
done talkiing now, ii'm lookiing for kk.

Jackin' yo thread

[identity profile] thegreathonk.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2011-06-08 05:37 (UTC)
biwinning: (Shut up. Stop. Move forward.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-06-08 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
...


that'2 becau2e iit diidn't really happen.
iit'2 a reference two a band you've never heard of gz.
ju2t move on.