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♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-06-07 10:35 pm
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Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus

he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum



he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance
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[identity profile] callhimyork.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[York can be heard breathing a little heavier than normal and dialing a number into his phone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMluOWKyg). It probably isn't the right one. Or even the one that Eridan posted. That doesn't stop York. He goes right ahead and dials whatever god damn song he wants to, because that's how the fuck York rolls.]

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[identity profile] callhimyork.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure that's the right number? Zach and I are coming up with nothing.

[identity profile] callhimyork.livejournal.com 2011-06-08 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That number.

I don't think there's such a hotline.

[identity profile] callhimyork.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

And where exactly is that?

Furthermore, sir or madam, I would like to get the names of you and the other trolls here at Discedo. I believe this could be vital to the investigation, wouldn't you agree?

We will find your friend. Don't give up hope.

[identity profile] callhimyork.livejournal.com 2011-06-09 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah...hostile to questions. We might have a perp here, Zach...

Well, if I don't have a name to call you, I suppose I'll just go with Purple.

So, Mister or Miss Purple, did you know that most kidnappers actually are the ones to report the crime themselves? It makes for a good way to cover their tracks. Or perhaps it's the guilt.

Have you ever felt guilty for something, Purple?

[identity profile] callhimyork.livejournal.com 2011-06-10 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
He's opening up to us, Zach...now for a motive...

That heated debated on...uh, Troll Romance? What of that? Was that the last you heard from him, when the two of you were arguing?
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