Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus

he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum



he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance

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[thepurpleway]

[Preeeetty sure Gakupo hasn't seen him.]

_I'll keep an eye out for him.|

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[thepurpleway]

_A 'thank you' would have sufficed.

_Is there not some sort of group of people adept at this sort of thing? Or maybe your friend just used the facilities?|

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[thepurpleway]

_Really?! What happened?

_...I see. He can't be too hard to find!|

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[thepurpleway]

_Accidentally?! That's some accident! I guess a lot of strange things happen here...|

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