Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus

he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum



he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance

Comments

[biwinning]

oh what the fuck.
why do ii know you guy2.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

do you ever get to the fuckiing poiint iin le22 than a 2entence.
he'll fiind hii2 way back he'2 not a fuckiing wriiggler.

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

Don't quit your day job, kid.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

I meant don't try to be an artist.

[apocalypticals.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[apocalypticals.livejournal.com]

[TEXT]

[thepurpleway]

[Preeeetty sure Gakupo hasn't seen him.]

_I'll keep an eye out for him.|

[TEXT]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[TEXT]

[thepurpleway]

_A 'thank you' would have sufficed.

_Is there not some sort of group of people adept at this sort of thing? Or maybe your friend just used the facilities?|

[Video]

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

[ By the time you manage to open up a video response you are just absolutely in tears. You are the saddest troll in existence. Just look at them purple waterworks go. :'o( ]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Tears and Video]

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

[ B'aww ]

1/3

[callhimyork.livejournal.com]

2/3

[callhimyork.livejournal.com]

[York can be heard breathing a little heavier than normal and dialing a number into his phone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkzMluOWKyg). It probably isn't the right one. Or even the one that Eridan posted. That doesn't stop York. He goes right ahead and dials whatever god damn song he wants to, because that's how the fuck York rolls.]

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[night_fever]

[ Talk about some weird text. ] So you're friend's some kind of goat? [ She wants to be helpful, but yeah, drawing not helpful, nope. ]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Text]

[kungfublackfrog.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I haven't seen him. If I do, I'll let you know. [The picture may not be the best quality but at least Adam has an idea of what this missing troll looks like.]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

[ ooc: kind of a placeholder, he just started his first thread with kk so he doesn't have a concrete opinion on him yet cries ]

Re: text.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[ooc; that's fine! ;u; ]

[goodnotetaker.livejournal.com]

Your leader is missing?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]