Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus

he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum



he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance

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[night_fever]

[ Talk about some weird text. ] So you're friend's some kind of goat? [ She wants to be helpful, but yeah, drawing not helpful, nope. ]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[night_fever]

But you're saying he has horns. And a bad temper. [ How is that not a goat sea dweller :| ]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[night_fever]

So he's a kid? [ Not giving up on the goat thing, nope. ._. ]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[LOL...he doesn't get kid = babby goat]

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[night_fever]

Yeah...I'll keep an eye out for him, then. [ Before someone catches and turns him into mutton or something, anyway. ]