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Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --
ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus
he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum
he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance
ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas
ill post details beloww but if you havve any information regardin the trollnappin of our leader kar
please let me knoww here
as i am sure the hotline number 1-800-help-my-troll-kid-is-missin wwont wwork seein as none of you are our lusus
he is six swweeps old
i think thats like thirteen in human years
hes a land dwweller with nubby horns and is kind of short and angry
and he has a constant pissed yet constipated look plastered on his ugly mug
hang on i wwill bring forth a portrait of this missin chum
he wwas last seen today after a heated debate on romance
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Well, if I don't have a name to call you, I suppose I'll just go with Purple.
So, Mister or Miss Purple, did you know that most kidnappers actually are the ones to report the crime themselves? It makes for a good way to cover their tracks. Or perhaps it's the guilt.
Have you ever felt guilty for something, Purple?
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That heated debated on...uh, Troll Romance? What of that? Was that the last you heard from him, when the two of you were arguing?