ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

Comments

I WILL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. WITH MY FISTS

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

NO. NOW YOU HAVE ANGERED THE WITCH |:

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Well... I've seen him lift an entire building before. And he plays with a wolf bigger than me for fun.

OH JEGUS

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

/zaps with mind idk. also look, she's learning

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

I don't know anyone named Harley, but uh...

I-I won't teach you if you hurt him.

lol sob I wonder if he's flirting for black romance with namine sob

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

... that title. i just. oh god

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

... Yes. Yes I will. I'll cry and then,

M-My wizard powers don't work when I'm sad.

rah rah ah ah ah roma roma- want your black romance

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

is it sad i crackship them

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Then you'd better not attack my dad.

no it isn't

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

why did I never tag this, what even

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

If you do, I won't teach you. It's that simple.