ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

Comments

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

"CA?" ...Surely you must know CG-san...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

"Kar?" Is that his name? I had wondered if such a name existed from the one he typed.

He is not responsible for this. You were brought here by a group of Scientists, like the rest of us.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Courted? [fascinating...]

He arrived only recently, and I have spoken to him a few times. Are you a troll as well, then, CA-san?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

] began trolling caligulasAquarium [] --

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[subshiki.livejournal.com]

Here...

[ forwarding this! (http://subshiki.livejournal.com/1345.html) ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[subshiki.livejournal.com]

Take it or leave it.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I AM SORRY

[subshiki.livejournal.com]

[ click! ]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Erm... are you one of CG's friends?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Kar? ... I see. I recognized it from the writing... no one else writes like you, with the different text and color.

I'm... mostly human. Have you gotten your answers about the city yet?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

My name is Naminé, and no, I'm not a scientist. They don't talk to anyone, except on special circumstances.

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

Are you even typing English?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[brotundbier.livejournal.com]

This is Discedo, another planet. I can only guess it's siginificantly different from your own.