-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --
CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB
CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:03 am (UTC)[glancing at again. not that he can see much when Eridan's hiding under that blanket. dang it.]
Perhaps once we arrive at the apartment I could draw one for you. It may be a bit rough, and I cannot remember everything, but it may prove useful.
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:08 am (UTC)[stop staring. you're making him even more irritating.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:09 am (UTC)A-ahh, I apologize... I was simply observing my blanket. ... It once meant a lot to me, but I have not used it in quite some time.
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 07:16 am (UTC)[sideglancing]
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 07:23 am (UTC)[but he he gestures to the apartment building which is. say. right over there. sure they weren't far.]
...Ah, surprisingly, we are. [he will be holding the door open...]
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:37 am (UTC)[He holds the blanket out to Japan while brushing his person clean of dust. Upon further inspection we see a small sack cradled under Eridan's arm. He checks to make sure his gun is indeed still on his back and not thieved by Japan. Japan. Fondly regard being free to stare.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:39 am (UTC)It is no trouble... Ah, CG-san chose a room just after the staircase this way. [he points] Mine happens to be just before it, so I will leave my blanket there before accompanying you to draw that map.
[this is all so fascinating...]
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:45 am (UTC)[Actually he does, he's just not used to having all day to himself. Regardless he makes his way up the staircase to where Country Japan told him to go.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 07:59 am (UTC)WITH ANGER.
If you guessed Karkat, you are right. Because Benfromlost is not an angry penguin creature. He is in fact chilling elsewhere in the apartment. Karkat is still all bandaged up, but he's managed to magically repair his shirt. ]
[ He glances at Japan, his expression slightly less angry. ]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:02 am (UTC)That sort of greeting. Um.]
Ah... t-thank you.. I believe. CA-san requested a map, so I will do my best...
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:09 am (UTC)[He just pushes past Karkat. WITH ANGER. Flipping his cape in a very hipster like fashion to indicate in the morse code of hipsters that he doesn't give a motherfucking shit on what Karkat thinks.]
[WITHOUT FURTHER WARNING Eridan slings his gun into a proper shooting position and fires his gun at some random object in the apartment. It leaves a small burn mark on whatever the hell he just shot instead of disintegrating like it should have done.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:19 am (UTC)[ SITTING ON A COUCH IN A VERY ANGRY FASHION. His mood doesn't get any better when Eridan decides to burn an endtable. Good job, jackass. It's probably on fire. Karkat is unamused. ]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:24 am (UTC)So he will be over here far from the endtable, pulling out some sketch paper that I never mentioned he grabbed from his room. And a pencil. Shut up he grabbed that too.
He starts drawing for now -- pretty well! kind of like how you'd expect anime backgrounds to look -- but glances over. he wants to know if Eri and Kar are their names. Seriously.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:29 am (UTC)[Eridan pays no heed to the small fire. He's had worst fires happen. Like his husktop exploding in his god damn face. He throws his legendary piece of shit to the ground along with the sack and storms off in search of water]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 08:39 am (UTC)Whatever. Water to that fire.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:44 am (UTC)[And then in a hushed voice.]
[DISREGARD PREVIOUS WHINING ABOUT HOW HOT HIS SKIN WAS TWO SECONDS AGO TO STARE AT COUNTRY JAPAN.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:53 am (UTC)[ Karkat also stops to stare at the bucket, wide-eyed. His hands immediately fly to his scowling face to cover himself, just in case he's flushed at all. He's not, luckily. Whispering right back to Eridan: ]
[ Karkat will be slightly more productive, step towards Japan, and start flailing at him. ]
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Date: 2011-01-17 08:55 am (UTC)W-what?! What sort of-- I do not understand! Have I done something wrong?!
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Date: 2011-01-17 09:00 am (UTC)[Eridan also steps forward and flails at Japan.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 09:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 09:11 am (UTC)[OH IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT. UM. TOSSES IT. BACK INTO THE HALLWAY. AND CLOSES THE DOOR.]
I-is it alright now!? Is it fine?! I do not understand what sort of-- ahh, I was merely putting out the fire...!
[oh yeah I forgot to mention for Karkat's sake that Japan has a black eye now BUT NOW YOU KNOW. it might go unmentioned anyway but still.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 09:14 am (UTC)[And covering his face, Eridan quickly runs off to the bathroom. Embarrassed by grandpa Japan country. He leaves Karkat up to the explanation or the lack of an explanation. brb crying purple tears in the bathroom.
Actually he's not crying so much as just frowning.]
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