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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

Date: 2011-01-19 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com
[Let's pretend for this instant that I even have a clue which monsters are edible. Next let's pretend he lists them in a calm manner before lowering his hands to his sides and sighing a little.

Good.

TAG. COMPLETE.]

Date: 2011-01-19 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com


[that tag was incomplete you failure]

Date: 2011-01-19 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com
[my tags are beautiful, don't be jealous]

...Ah, do you not like the beds?

Date: 2011-01-19 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com
[stares between you two]

...Hm, I see. I am more used to sleeping in a futon, but the beds seem to work just fine.

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