ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He tucks it away in the back pocket of his pants for safe keeping since he doesn't have an inventory deck or anything relatively useful. A pocket shall do.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Japan sort of sideglances thoughtfully.]

Ah... I do not have any plans.

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ sideglancing Japan as well. you'd better not bring the pail back out. ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He gives a glare towards Japan. Sorry Japan, the boys are such grumpy grumppants.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Why must you both stare... how rude... He brings a hand to his face sort of thoughtfully. ow.]

I will help if you require it. ... And some of the monsters are edible, as far as I recall.

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ Don't be dissin Spades Slick he is a buddy okay??? ]



[ turning to Japan ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Let's pretend for this instant that I even have a clue which monsters are edible. Next let's pretend he lists them in a calm manner before lowering his hands to his sides and sighing a little.

Good.

TAG. COMPLETE.]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ Best tag ever. ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[that tag was incomplete you failure]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[my tags are beautiful, don't be jealous]

...Ah, do you not like the beds?

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[stares between you two]

...Hm, I see. I am more used to sleeping in a futon, but the beds seem to work just fine.