ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Japan is standing here telling himself these are kids. Also, Karkat, he catches that look. Be grateful he can read the atmosphere.

Also just staring at Eridan. Really. Really. Must.... passive..

No... he's too tired for this.]

... In any case, I am done with the map.

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ But Karkat's not really paying attention to how to insult Eridan anymore. He's glancing at the map. Back to business mode ohhh yeah, handing it over to Eridan. He's seem to have already forgotten his "useless sack of shit" comment. ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He tucks it away in the back pocket of his pants for safe keeping since he doesn't have an inventory deck or anything relatively useful. A pocket shall do.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Japan sort of sideglances thoughtfully.]

Ah... I do not have any plans.

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ sideglancing Japan as well. you'd better not bring the pail back out. ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He gives a glare towards Japan. Sorry Japan, the boys are such grumpy grumppants.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Why must you both stare... how rude... He brings a hand to his face sort of thoughtfully. ow.]

I will help if you require it. ... And some of the monsters are edible, as far as I recall.

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ Don't be dissin Spades Slick he is a buddy okay??? ]



[ turning to Japan ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Let's pretend for this instant that I even have a clue which monsters are edible. Next let's pretend he lists them in a calm manner before lowering his hands to his sides and sighing a little.

Good.

TAG. COMPLETE.]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ Best tag ever. ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[that tag was incomplete you failure]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[my tags are beautiful, don't be jealous]

...Ah, do you not like the beds?

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[stares between you two]

...Hm, I see. I am more used to sleeping in a futon, but the beds seem to work just fine.