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shellfish-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --
CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB
CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB
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sobbbb
Date: 2011-01-17 06:31 pm (UTC)You can just ask on this network for a doctor, they'll usually reply... or go to the hospital.
WELCOME TO ERIDAN HELL WHERE HE IS THE JAILER AND WHEN YOU ARE JAILED YOU LISTEN TO HIS SOB STORIES
Date: 2011-01-17 06:35 pm (UTC)/CRIES FOREVER
Date: 2011-01-17 06:39 pm (UTC)Uh, the hospital is on the... well, first of all, where are you?
Jailer-1: wwitch you wwill tell me evverythin
Date: 2011-01-17 06:41 pm (UTC)neverrrr
Date: 2011-01-17 06:50 pm (UTC)Uh, okay... you're in the same building as me, then. You're just going to follow the street down towards the high school, and keep going until you find it. You're not to far.
Jailer-1: fuck you fuck you
Date: 2011-01-17 06:54 pm (UTC)/angry little girl pout
Date: 2011-01-17 07:07 pm (UTC)Yes, the high school is across the street from the church. If you follow the road down farther you'll find the hospital.
Jailer-1: /angry glubfucker glub
Date: 2011-01-17 07:11 pm (UTC)/tongue out
Date: 2011-01-17 07:15 pm (UTC)You'll find it, I'm sure. It's easy to get around here, if you stay on the main roads.
Yes, I am. Marshall 202.
Jailer-1: /end meeting
Date: 2011-01-17 07:27 pm (UTC)/you do not get to learn the seekrit to my wizard powers then
Date: 2011-01-17 07:31 pm (UTC)Be careful of the smaller streets. They're where all the monsters are.
Jailer-1: WHAT NO /UNEND MEETING
Date: 2011-01-17 07:34 pm (UTC)/WELL THEN YOU BEST BE NICE TO ME AND MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH
Date: 2011-01-17 08:13 pm (UTC)I WILL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. WITH MY FISTS
Date: 2011-01-17 08:27 pm (UTC)NO. NOW YOU HAVE ANGERED THE WITCH |:
Date: 2011-01-18 12:57 am (UTC)OH JEGUS
Date: 2011-01-18 02:03 am (UTC)/zaps with mind idk. also look, she's learning
Date: 2011-01-18 06:44 am (UTC)I-I won't teach you if you hurt him.
lol sob I wonder if he's flirting for black romance with namine sob
Date: 2011-01-18 11:28 am (UTC)... that title. i just. oh god
Date: 2011-01-25 06:24 am (UTC)M-My wizard powers don't work when I'm sad.
rah rah ah ah ah roma roma- want your black romance
Date: 2011-01-26 12:13 am (UTC)is it sad i crackship them
Date: 2011-01-26 07:00 am (UTC)no it isn't
Date: 2011-01-27 01:14 am (UTC)why did I never tag this, what even
Date: 2011-02-08 05:49 am (UTC)