ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I try my best to respect any sort of cultural differences.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...CG-san at least called me "Country Japan." If that is so difficult, I do happen to have a human name.

Are you looking to meet with CG-san? He is in Marshall. It is on Marshall street, and... It would be easier to give directions if I knew your location.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I was arguing the title of "human"... I am in fact Empire of Greater Japan.

An alley? If the sun irritates you, are you certain you do not require any help?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I see. [taking this as a tsun call for help. who even knows. anyway he'll make it seem better...]

It is much easier for me to find you, so please wait there. I will bring something for the sun, but is there no way you can recall a street name, or perhaps any nearby landmarks of any sort?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

The school perhaps? A school... I see. I will search there first.

[and grabbing his seclusion blanket for proper sun battling, he is out the door to look. once again he is still injured and probably has a black eye BUT THAT'S OKAY.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[It takes a few minutes, of course, but soon enough Japan is nearing the elementary school and calling.]

CA-san? Are you around here? [But he realizes soon enough as he peers between two buildings to see a figure. He can't really make it out from here, so steps closer, still holding his folded blanket.]

CA-san?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[ Eridan pauses and looms in the shadows, the human looks different from the human kids that he and his troll compadres had been watching in the veil. Still this land fucker is willing to help him out so he can't be too judgmental on the humans. But for the sake of irony we're going to go with judging looks anyways.]



[ He slowly steps forward, looking off to the side in a kind of huffy manner. His overly dressed appeal looks a little ripped and torn here and there, including his long flowing cape. Which, might I tell you, I forgot he had but for the sake of continuality we'll just say Eridan didn't want to use his cape to cover up because it was covering up his body and he needed something for his face which is the most exposed part of his body anyways.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah... yes, I am Japan. Pleased to meet you in person.

[The first thing he notices is the different type of face... Next are the horns. Somehow. Either way, he doesn't stare right now, because that's rood, instead bowing in greeting and holding out his folded blanket.]

Please feel free to use this as a cover of sorts.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He is so ungrateful. Good luck ever getting a thanks out of Eridan. Although he's been known to give the occasional apology out when he feels like an asshole. That is when he notices he's being an asshole. Which is a chance of slim to none.

Anyhow, he takes the folded blanket and stares at it for a bit before throwing it over like a cape and holding it up and over his horns to shield his face.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't react too much, only frowns, and gestures for Eridan to follow as he moves towards Marshall.]

Ah... for the record, that is the elementary school. The church is also an important spot. [he nods to it]

The city is Discedo, and the planet is Fortuna. What else is there to explain...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He grits his fangs together. Why does this have to happen to him of all the things in the world that could happen. Eridan tries not to dwell on it but it's kind of hard. Gosh his six sweep old life has been an emotional roller coaster that continues to give him motion sickness and a need to eject himself off the track.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

The church is a western building focused on religion. Ah, it is Western, so I would rather avoid explaining it. A school is a place where people gather to learn. Ah, Elementary school is generally for children.

[glancing at again. not that he can see much when Eridan's hiding under that blanket. dang it.]

Perhaps once we arrive at the apartment I could draw one for you. It may be a bit rough, and I cannot remember everything, but it may prove useful.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[stop staring. you're making him even more irritating.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[gkjdlfsg looks forward!!]

A-ahh, I apologize... I was simply observing my blanket. ... It once meant a lot to me, but I have not used it in quite some time.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I see...

[sideglancing]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[not really noticing because he's peering out from under the blanket at his surroundings. glaring gloomily at the doom and gloom of the city.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

W-what sort of way of addressing me is that?!

[but he he gestures to the apartment building which is. say. right over there. sure they weren't far.]

...Ah, surprisingly, we are. [he will be holding the door open...]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[ Eridan wastes no time and makes like sheep to get the flock inside. That being said, once he is safely inside the building, he makes haste to return the blanket to Country Japan.]



[He holds the blanket out to Japan while brushing his person clean of dust. Upon further inspection we see a small sack cradled under Eridan's arm. He checks to make sure his gun is indeed still on his back and not thieved by Japan. Japan. Fondly regard being free to stare.]