ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I see...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

CG-san insisted on similar things when we met, refused to follow my instructions, and was injured in the process. It is natural to be worried. Although, that rather difficult monster is gone, at least...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

How kind.

Though, in the end, he did require help. There is nothing wrong with that. I am certain he is quite capable on his own, but the circumstances were difficult.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I will not argue. ...Though, would you mind explaining what "flarped" means? I also do not know "sweeps"...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I am not quite human... but I believe I understand.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I try my best to respect any sort of cultural differences.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...CG-san at least called me "Country Japan." If that is so difficult, I do happen to have a human name.

Are you looking to meet with CG-san? He is in Marshall. It is on Marshall street, and... It would be easier to give directions if I knew your location.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I was arguing the title of "human"... I am in fact Empire of Greater Japan.

An alley? If the sun irritates you, are you certain you do not require any help?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I see. [taking this as a tsun call for help. who even knows. anyway he'll make it seem better...]

It is much easier for me to find you, so please wait there. I will bring something for the sun, but is there no way you can recall a street name, or perhaps any nearby landmarks of any sort?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

The school perhaps? A school... I see. I will search there first.

[and grabbing his seclusion blanket for proper sun battling, he is out the door to look. once again he is still injured and probably has a black eye BUT THAT'S OKAY.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[It takes a few minutes, of course, but soon enough Japan is nearing the elementary school and calling.]

CA-san? Are you around here? [But he realizes soon enough as he peers between two buildings to see a figure. He can't really make it out from here, so steps closer, still holding his folded blanket.]

CA-san?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[ Eridan pauses and looms in the shadows, the human looks different from the human kids that he and his troll compadres had been watching in the veil. Still this land fucker is willing to help him out so he can't be too judgmental on the humans. But for the sake of irony we're going to go with judging looks anyways.]



[ He slowly steps forward, looking off to the side in a kind of huffy manner. His overly dressed appeal looks a little ripped and torn here and there, including his long flowing cape. Which, might I tell you, I forgot he had but for the sake of continuality we'll just say Eridan didn't want to use his cape to cover up because it was covering up his body and he needed something for his face which is the most exposed part of his body anyways.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah... yes, I am Japan. Pleased to meet you in person.

[The first thing he notices is the different type of face... Next are the horns. Somehow. Either way, he doesn't stare right now, because that's rood, instead bowing in greeting and holding out his folded blanket.]

Please feel free to use this as a cover of sorts.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He is so ungrateful. Good luck ever getting a thanks out of Eridan. Although he's been known to give the occasional apology out when he feels like an asshole. That is when he notices he's being an asshole. Which is a chance of slim to none.

Anyhow, he takes the folded blanket and stares at it for a bit before throwing it over like a cape and holding it up and over his horns to shield his face.]