Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[shellfish]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

And it's been how many years, now, that you've restricted yourselves to the sea and quaint little forsaken lakes?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Yet your self-proclaimed title is, "King of the Lake."

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Not "King of the Land."

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Or, you aren't actually King of Discedo.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

How clever. Did it take you long to think of?

You're also wrong. I am a son of Odin, which makes me a rightful prince of Asgard, and while my brother was banished to Midgard, I ruled in his place. I will give you a hint: my subjects were not fish.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

I'm not a human, sea-dweller. I'm an Asgardian.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

You're not listening.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

How constructive.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

You're acting like a child.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

How old are you?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

You're a little young to be conquering things yet.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

How is that working out for you? Other than your forsaken little lake.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

It is difficult to rule a destroyed planet.